We learned that Hercules befriended a young Snow when she was struggling with how to be a ruler. He taught her archery and how to stand up to bandits being paid by Regina to terrorize the countryside. In the end, the people loved Snow White and she kissed Hercules before he continued with his tasks to join Mt. Olympus.
(No one tell David)
Robin and Henry broke into Cora’s office to try and get some maps. Robin stood guard while Henry crawled through the air duct, coming across Cruella. She told him that his pen is down in the Underworld and he could use it to help the souls finish their business and move on. Henry left the office, keeping his encounter with the psychopath a secret.
Regina gave Mary Margaret a pep talk, which led to Mary Margaret giving Hercules a pep talk. As the Cerberus attacked again, she teamed up with Hercules and Megara to finally defeat it. Hercules and Meg clicked and went off to Mt. Olympus together. Mary Margaret decided to be Snow White full time again.
Hades ordered Hook to pick three of his friends to stay in the Underworld to replace the souls they had helped escape.
We open there, with Hades waiting for Hook to chisel names into the tombstones. But Hook drops it and says he won’t do that. So Hades hauls him over to the green river filled with souls we all remember from he movie. He warns Hook not to touch it or his soul will be trapped there forever and says they’re going for a little boat ride.
(That's definitely not It's a Small World) |
Rumple enters his shop and finds a note from Daddy Dearest that says everything in the shop is at Rumple’s disposal. But he still hopes Rumple will reconsider his offer. Rumple’s face suggests that’ll happen when there’s a day the Underworld isn’t tinted red.
He locks the doors and gathers ingredients, throwing them into a cauldron. It starts to smoke over and he dips a crystal ball inside it. When it comes out, he asks it to show him the person whom he seeks. It glows purple and reveals Belle’s face. She’s at Granny’s, having breakfast with Grumpy. Aww, the writers remembered they’re friends again! For some reason, this makes Rumple scared and he drops the crystal ball. It shatters on the floor.
(Look, everyone! It's Emile de Ravin!) |
(Emma, we've been over this. Do. Not. Trust. This. Man) |
Speaking of the boy, he’s discovered a snake. And clearly, despite living in the woods, he doesn’t know not to touch the snake. So he does and gets bit. His screams bring his parents running and they worry about him.
(Trust me, kid. I'm fun) |
(Someone knows she probably can't trust him) |
(Emma's expression says it all) |
(Not stealthy at all, Cruella) |
(Things just get weirder and weirder, huh, Emma?) |
(I...I don't know what they were going for) |
(Look, they're getting along) (Rumple seems kinda pissed about that, doesn't he?) |
(A map or pages from the phone book?) |
(Of course it is).
Back in the Enchanted Forest, Rumple and Milah discuss how they are going to save their son. Milah says that if he has a spine, he’d steal the antidote and kill the healer. Rumple isn’t too sure but then agrees, for Bae’s sake. She kisses him and he goes off to kill the man.
(Awkward) |
(New love) |
Emma finds Hook hanging over the River o’ Souls, dangling precariously close to it. She crosses the tiny stone bridge and manages to pull him to safely. He says she shouldn’t have come for him but she tells him that she’s stubborn. She hugs him, relieved he’s safe at last.
(Reunited!) |
(Hope) |
Oh, show.
In Port Awkward, Milah is frozen in a green cloud and Rumple looks up to see Hades there. Hades wants to have a word with the Dark One.
Regina and Snow use Cruella’s map and go through the cemetery. Regina thanks her for coming and Snow says she wasn’t going to let her do this alone. She then spots what they are looking for—Daniel’s grave. And at long last, we have last name for Daniel. It’s Colter.
Get it?
Anyway, Daniel’s grave is flat on the ground. He’s moved on to the better place. Snow gives Regina some privacy and Regina says her goodbyes to Daniel.
Hades and Rumple have a little talk. Hades reveals that he knows everything going on—including the fact that Emma is rescuing Hook as they speak. But he’s not going to stop them. Hades has other plans and Rumple is going to help him. He tosses the Dark One the crystal ball that shattered earlier and says he knows what he saw in there. That Rumple had asked to see his child but saw Belle instead. Which means that Belle is preggers with a little Dark Baby.
("Oh. Crap.") |
Milah tends to Bae as Rumple returns with the antidote. They administer it and it works immediately. Rumple then tells Milah about his deal with the healer. In exchange for the antidote, he agreed to give the healer his second-born child. Milah is horrified. Rumple explains that it’s okay because they just won’t have another child. She rightly points out that Rumple stole that away from her without her consent. He’s still confused as Bae comes round.
(He just doesn't get it) |
Rumple goes back to Port Awkward and says a few things to Milah. He makes the boat disappear and she tries to fight against him. But he sends her flying into the River of Souls and wow, dude. She didn’t deserve that.
Jerk.
He then starts yelling that Hades killed Milah, drawing Emma’s and Hook’s attention as they arrive back at Port Awkward. Rumple lies, claiming Hades destroyed the boat and killed Milah. He claims he tried to fight the god but was unable to. Hook is disheartened to have missed Milah. But even without the boat, they manage to get out.
(And the award goes to...) |
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Anyway, Regina then conjures a fireball. Snow asks her why she did that and she replies that she just wanted to see if she could. It looks like her magic is back.
Well, that was kinda pointless.
Emma helps Hook into the loft and everyone is relieved to see him. She says they are going to split her heart and get out of there. Hook is like “Wait, what?” while everyone else is “We’ll explain later.” Regina tries to get to Emma’s heart but much like what happened when Cora tried to pull it out, Regina is repelled. I guess Emma forgot about that when coming up with this plan. As everyone tries to figure out what just happened, they realize they are going to need a new plan.
(I think Emma's expression says it all) |
Except that since the Healer ended up in the Underworld, the contract is still valid down there. And Hades has bought the contract from the Healer. So Rumple has to do his bidding or Hades will take his child with Belle.
(Such...handwriting) |
Well, those three names aren’t a surprise. Adam and Eddy have always been firm that Emma, Regina and Snow are the three leads of the show. After all, Jennifer Morrison, Lana Parrilla and Ginnifer Goodwin are the first three listed in the credits. It’s then by seniority (Josh, Jared, Emilie, Colin, Sean, Rebecca) with Robert Carlyle getting a “and…” credit. It does make me worry. There are rumors floating about the fandom that make me nervous for my ship and this only makes me nervous.
And its not a surprise they made Belle pregnant. There are really only two choices when an actress gets pregnant—write it in or shoot around it. So they’re writing in Emilie’s and shooting around Ginny’s. Both work for the show.
Next time: Welcome back Liam Jones to the show!
Screen caps from here.
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