Clara is a Robin Hood fangirl who gets to live every fangirl's fantasy. The Doctor, meanwhile, tries to figure out what's really going on and stumbles across a spaceship. Of course.
Now an old-hat at traveling with the Doctor, there’s someone Clara’s been dying to meet: Robin Hood. Apparently, she’s a fangirl. The Doctor tells her that Robin Hood doesn’t exist despite the fact that most scholars do believe he was based on a real person and that seems like something the Doctor would know. And breathe. Sorry. But Clara’s insistent, so the Doctor relents. He lands the TARDIS, still ranting about how Robin Hood doesn’t exist. But the arrow now lodged in his TARDIS beg to differ.
(I object!) |
Robin Hood declares his intent to steal the TARDIS. I don’t know exactly how it’s going to help the poor, Robin. Anyway, the Doctor is having none of this. Robin brandishes a sword; the Doctor wields a spoon. And he manages to hold his own, fighting Robin down to a creek. Clara follows, watching the spectacle. The Doctor distracts Robin and pushes him into the creek. Clara joins him on the log, asking him where Robin went. As he checks the water, he ends up falling in. Except that it’s revealed Robin pushed him in. Robin seems to give up his plan to take the TARDIS and welcomes the Doctor and Clara.
(It's Robin Hood!) |
(Say hi to the Sheriff of Nottingham and the Knights Who Say Ni!) |
As the Doctor continues to look around, Robin fills them in on what’s happening in Sherwood. Namely, Richard’s off fighting the Crusades, leaving his horrible brother Prince John in charge. In Nottingham, the Sheriff is oppressing the masses. So Robin is fighting back. Unfortunately, his beloved Marian was a casualty in the fight and is imprisoned somewhere. But he has other things to worry about. There’s an archery contest the next day! Clara warns him it’s a trap but Robin knows that. But Robin can’t resist proving himself the best archer in the land. He’s going.
The Doctor is still in disbelief while Clara demands that the Doctor admit it’s real. He asks her why she wants to believe in impossible things. Clara looks at him confused and asks if he really doesn’t remember. So now the Doctor’s forgotten: “The Fires of Pompeii,” “Girl in the Fireplace,” and the fact that Clara is the Impossible Girl. What else has he forgotten? Who has he forgotten?
(That's my face as well. What else has he forgotten?) |
("My disguise is perfect") |
("Idiot") |
The three are dragged to the castle, where the peasants are melting gold for something. But Robin, Clara and the Doctor are locked in a dungeon. The Doctor and Robin bicker and Clara just wants to be anywhere else. They attract the attention of a guard and Clara gets her wish. She gets to dine with the Sheriff, away from Robin and the Doctor.
(Clara asks for the strength not to kill them) |
So how are they using the gold? They are melting it down and pouring it into a mold that looks like a circuit. Hmm…The young village woman helps an older man when he falls down. She tells him to rest. A knight comes up and tells them to get back to work. The young woman tells it that they need rest and water. The Knight is having none of that. Sensing the old man is past his prime, it lasers him to death as the young woman screams. I wonder if this was supposed to be the beheading scene that got retooled in the wake of recent events with ISIS.
(Please note the girl) |
Upstairs, the Sheriff is bespotted with Clara. And she plays him like a fiddle. She talks about how she knew she was destined to marry a great man since she saw the lights in the sky. The Sheriff is surprised someone else saw them too. He wants to know her story. But she tricks him into telling his first. He saw the strange lights and then he met the Black Knights. He realized they could help him be so much more. He’s not meant to be a mere sheriff. No, he’s meant to be king of England. And maybe even the world! You know, classic villain stuff.
Meanwhile, the Doctor and Robin decide to bust out of the dungeons by working together. Kinda. Robin starts to groan loudly while the Doctor calls for the guard. This time, a scared looking man runs in. He asks if Robin is dying. The Doctor says he’s having a nervous breakdown. The guard is like “Well, you’re going to die anyway. Peace out.” The Doctor and Robin try, getting him to drop the keys. But they fail to reach them. The Doctor says the good thing is that Clara wasn’t there to see it.
(The fact they haven't killed each other is impressive) |
(This is kinda creepy) |
(Or is the ship destined to an old 90's drama?) |
(Robin is all very confused by this) |
(The Doctor realizes he may have underestimated Robin) |
Outside, Robin and Clara get out of the moat and go back to the Merry Men’s camp. There, he asks her about the Doctor. He wants to know if he can trust him. Meanwhile, Doctor befriends that girl who has been featured throughout the episode. They work together to get to the engine room.
Anyway, the Sheriff decides it’s time to conquer the world. He’s going to fly the magical castle to London, depose Prince John and take his place as ruler of
Robin Hood! And Clara!
(The cavalry is here!) |
(*Insert Wilhelm Scream here*) |
(Teamwork!) |
Clara and the Doctor get back into the TARDIS. As he leaves, the Doctor leaves a gift for Robin. Remember that young woman from the village? Guess what? She’s Maid Marian! She and Robin are reunited. Happy endings all around!
(Is anyone surprised? No, really. Is anyone really surprised?) |
Well, that was a nice light episode. And I always enjoy a Mark Gatiss episode. Hope we see more!
Screen caps from here.
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