An Apology

As I explained in my last post, I explained I've had some issues with my laptop. Well, they've gotten worse. While in Florida, my laptop started to turn off at random times. Unfortunately, we've yet to pin down a reason. If a replacement RAM component doesn't do it, I may need to say good-bye to my college laptop and get a new one. After all, five years is forever in computer years. Because of the problems, I'm afraid I've had to scrap the "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" recaps, which is a shame because I enjoyed recapping "Any Dream Will Do." I am listing the fate of my Secret Life recaps as "Unknown." I do wish to resume recapping with the new fall season, but it may be a bit difficult cause I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way--paper and pen.

But I will, above all else, get the following updates out: America's Next Top Model Cycle 13 and my trip to Florida. I do want to recap "Glee" airing on Fox as well as CSI: NY. I'm not sure what other shows I'll be recapping--I want to give FlashForward a try. If you have shows you wish to see on "My Little Corner," let me know!

Where Are They Now? The Craig Chalmers Edition

It's time to find out what happened to the Joseph my sister called "my love"--Craig Chalmers!

Craig may have NOT been England's Joseph after finishing fifth in "Any Dream Will Do," but he WAS Bill Kenwright's Joseph. Craig's Number One Fan cast him as Joseph in the UK tour of the show. Craig continues to play the role today and his official website announced that he has agreed to continue to play the role until 2010.

Along with Antony and Chris C, Craig also recorded on the album "Dream On." Craig's website announced that he and Antony will be releasing another album together.

Any other updates are more than welcomed!

Where Are They Now? The Daniel Boys Edition

Make some noise, it's time to find out what happened to Daniel Boys!

After his surprise elimination from "Any Dream Will Do," Daniel joined the UK producton of "I Love You Because" when it opened at the Landon Theater. He played Austin Bennett. He also was part of the concert circuit, including playing Anthony in "Sweeney Todd" at the Royal Festival Hall. He was also a guest performer in Joseph judge John Barrowman's tour. He has worked wth Barrowman again, dueting with the actor on his Music Music Music CD and performing in Barrowman's tour of the same name.

Currently, Daniel is playing Princeton/Rod in the West End production of the Tony Award-winning "Avenue Q." He also has released an album, "So Close."

Any other updates on Daniel is welcome!

Where Are They Now? The Rob McVeigh Edition

Rob the Builder became my favorite underdog after the early elimination of Johndeep. So what has the sixth eliminated Joseph been up to since exchanging his hard hat for a colored coat?

Rob went on to sing "I Owe It All to You" for Eurovision 2008 and was part of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves with reality show staple Jade Goody. Rob also showed up on "I'd Do Anything," Webber's quest to find Nancy for the West End stage. He did a group number with the remaining six Nancys (and five other Josephs), "Dancing in the Street."

If anyone else has any further information on Rob the Builder, let me know!

Where Are They Now? The Chris Barton Edition

Tonight we move on to the fifth person to be cut from "Any Dream Will Do," Chris Barton! What's he been up to since turning in his colored coat?

He too ended up in Bill Kenwright's touring production of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat," playing one of Joseph's 11 brothers. Kenwright also chose Barton to participate in his boy band "Dream On," along with Chris C and Antony.

The last I can find on Chris B is that he played Benny in a production of "Our Benny" in the Liverpool Empire.

If anyone has any further updates on Chris B, please share!

Where Are They Now? The Seamus Cullen Edition

Time to find out what the eldest Joseph has done since his elimination!

After being eliminated fourth on Any Dream Will Do, Seamus recorded an album with his band Mosquito and was cast as part of Thriller Live, a revue of Michael Jackson's music, both solo and with the Jackson Five. Following this, he was cast as Che in the UK touring production of Evita, as announced by Andrew Lloyd Webber on "I'd Do Anything." He still records with his band.

If you know anything else about Seamus, please share!

Where Are They Now? The Antony Hansen Edition

Antony Hansen, he of the angry girlfriend, is our next Joseph to check up on. What has Antony been doing since he left "Any Dream Will Do"?

He's been in "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat," of course! His time on the show, though brief (Antony was the third Joseph eliminated from competition), impressed judge Bill Kenwright so much, he cast the lad in his touring production of the Webber-Rice show. Antony first played the role of Napthali, one of Joseph's 11 jealous brothers, then was promoted to Pharaoh. Finally, he assumed the role of the dreamer himself--Joseph--and finally got to wear that coat of many colors.

Antony was also featured in a concert at the Oxford New Theatre entitled "An Evening with Antony Hansen."

Along with Chris C, Antony was part of "Dream On," a boy band comprised of cast-off Josephs.

If anyone has any other information on Antony, please share!

Where Are They Now? The Johndeep More Edition

Welcome back to Where Are They Now: Any Dream Will Do! Tonight, we discuss the fate of Johndeep More.

Johndeep, as you may remember, was one of my early favorites and had the tugging story about how his family had never heard him sing before. Sadly, they didn't get to hear too much on the show as he was the second voted off. After leaving Any Dream Will Do, Johndeep has performed in plays like "Bells are Ringing," "Assassins," "Seussical" and "The Red Peppers." He also was part of the pantomime "Cinderella" along with fellow Joseph alum Chris C.

According to his MySpace page, Johndeep is currently touring in Spain with "Bollywoodland: Love Never Dies."

Johndeep's MySpace also contains examples of his singing. If anyone else has any updates on Johndeep, please share!

Where Are They Now? The Chris Crosby Edition

I know it's been almost a month since Joseph ended and Maria began (and I have the Maria episodes stored on my DVR), but laptop problems have kept me off the blog for some time. However, I'm back with my promised updates about our Josephs!

Chris C had the dubious honor of being the first person kicked off "Any Dream Will Do" and turn back his multicolored coat. That same year, he was cast in the pantomime of Cinderella. He started 2008 by joining the musical Half a Sixpence. The same year, he joined the group Dream On. The group was created by Bill Kenwright and featured other Joseph alums.

That's where my info on Crosby ends. If anyone has any other information, please share!

Give Him His Colored Coat!

(Once again, sorry for the delay. When given the option between the Tonys and Any Dream Will Do, I'm sure you all understood I'd go for the Tonys--even if I ended up missing Bret Michaels' beaning himself on a piece of scenery).

Last week on "Any Dream Will Do:" It was the (not-so) live semifinals. The boys soared to new heights but in the end, Ben fell short of the final. Keith, Lee and Lewis now battle it out to be Joseph on the West End stage. Who will wear the technicolor coat? Find out on last night's (not-so) live finale!

Andrew Lloyd Webber begs the public to pick the right guy--it could make or break someone's career. Graham's voiceover tells us that now, the public is entirely in control.

Graham suit watch: Gold suit and red shirt. He welcomes us to the (not-so) live finale and introduces a children's choir. All 12 Josephs sing "Go, Go Joseph" one last time along with the children. For a while, it looked like they were showing the order the Joes were kicked off in, but that got screwed up when Rob followed Antony rather than Chris B. The Not Josephs pile their coats in Graham's arms and let our 3 finalists take center stage. Graham introduces us to the Brentwood Primary choir. For the confused Americans, the BBC ran a contest in which children choirs were allowed to submit themselves to be considered to perform at the final. The public voted for the school. Did they cut out his "They're like people only smaller" line? I loved that line! Anyway, we have our panel (Zoe Tyler, Bill Kenwright, Denise "Jazz Hands" van Outen and John Barrowman) as well as a powerless Webber. As the Phantom overture ends, the chandelier behind Webber's head falls. He then stops short of agreeing that all 3 finalists could be Joseph. Hmm.

We find out the final 3 went to...Majorca! Webber and the boys do a Bond send up, complete with Weber stroking a (fake) cat. Wait, he couldn't use one of his own? The guys enjoy thier vacation but talk about the show. Ooh, David Tennant's in the audience. I miss not having a regular Doctor Who season. Back to 2007, Graham gets in a Paris Hilton joke before we go to Lewis' package. He was so glad to get to the finale. He cried just making the final 12! He talks about the criticism, the self-doubt, the crying. But since Webber's saved him, he knows he must have something. I still think Webber and England are in a grudge match. Webber wants Lewis and the others to be showmen. You kicked the showman off last week, Webber. Anyway, Lewis sings "Kiss." All I can picture now is "Happy Feet." And he's competing with Hugh Jackman in my mind. But vocally and stage-wise, Lewis brings his A-game. I forgot Lewis is a dancer. I'd think he'd be better in a singing-and-dancing role, which Joseph isn't.

Graham contragulates Lewis on his 18th birthday and Lewis says he has to believe in himself. John liked Lewis' number but wished he had done it earlier. Bill calls hm a star and a winner. Webber says he liked Lewis' journey.

Coming Up: Zoe loves Keith.

We come back to Keith's package. He reminds us he was working in a grocery store and ended up in Joseph School. He thought he blew it when he forgot his song, but thanks them for saving him. We see praise, praise and then questions about his age. But he wants it so bad. Webber wants showman. Get used to that word. Keith sings "For Once in My Life." Well, after Ben, Keith is a great showman. It's a great performance. It's also a perfect choice for the finale.

Keith can't believe he's there and feel's lucky. Zoe says his is the voice of Joseph. She's really impressed. Denise says he can lead a West End company. She also praises the fact that his voice didn't show he was battling tonsilitis. Webber thinks he could be Joseph.

Coming Up; Denise finds Lee sexy. *Cue the Wedding March*

Lee finishes us up with his package. He reminds us that he was an understudy and was taking a great risk. We see Lee being hard on himself but then deciding to just enjoy himself. He wants to be Joseph. Webber wants showman (again) and telling a story. Lee sings "Devil in Disguise." Any surprise he's wearing black? Didn't think so. I think once my laptop is back, I'm getting this version of the song. Love it, love him! He can command the stage and tell a story.

"Meady Rocks"? Wha?

Graham calms the audience and Lee says he wants the role more than anything. John calls him a super star and a leading man. He and Graham go to Zoe for tuning issues. She says she's been hard on Lee but everything is forgiven tonight. Bill praises Lee's ability to make a song his own while Denise reminds us her future husband is sexy. Webber asks about Lee's missed note but then praises him.

Coming Up: Lewis is legal!

We get a performance recap before going back to...MAJORCA! The boys go to meet with Webber. He offers advice. He tells Lee to be a comedian, showman (again!) and singer all at once. Keith gets told to continue to show maturity and authority. Webber comments on Lewis' journey and he (Lewis) says he's grown. They all celebrate Lewis' birthday and he toasts the final three. We go back to the studios and Graham says they'll perform Big Band songs. Webber mentions the code word of the day: Shomanship. I believe you Pee-Wee's Playhouse fans know what do now.

Lewis sings "Beyond the Sea." His voice fits the Big Band era perfectly! Lewis tells the voters at he has the drive to be Joseph. Zoe comments on his vocals. She says she's proud of him. Bill mentions Nana Jean and says not to write Lewis off. Webber says that Lewis would be a young Joseph and an interesting one to watch during previews.

Coming Up: Bill thinks Lee is a West End star.

Keith sings "Moon Dance." I ask my sister if her school jazz band played this and she thinks they might have. Chris B and Ben clap along. While so far, Keith and Lewis are excelling at Big Band, I would love to see Ben tackle a song. Keith finished strong. That, ladies and gentlemen, was a power note. Keith tells the votes that he's taken direction well and he can be Joseph. Denise calls him "hot, hot, hot!" She praises his movement. John praises his ballad singing and that he's grown into a leading man. Denise calls him a young John. I'M NOT ALONE! Webber isn't as sure about Keith.

Lee gets my hometown's Big Band ballad--"New York, New York." And he does the Big Apple proud. I'm just going to drown in his vocals. Be back. That was the very definition of "showstopper." Another for the download list. Lee tells the voters that Joseph was his first show and that drives his passion. He's given up so much for the role. Bill apologizes for not recognizing Lee's talent earlier, only making him an understudy. He calls Lee a West End star. Zoe continues to just sing praises as does Webber. He thinks Lee can make any song work.

Coming Up: The first elimination Webber has no control over!

The final three perform one last time together, singing "Maria" from West "End" Story...Graham coreects himself and says "West SIDE Story." I swear, the panel turned around in unison. This Bernstein-Sondheim ballad is absolutely gorgeous even in a trio. Honestly, I think Lee and Lewis shone in that one. But now, we have ELIMINATION! Lee is the first through to the final. He celebrates. That leaves Keith and Lewis to sweat it out. The third place Joseph is...Lewis. England finally won it's second grudge match with Webber after Ben's booting. The audience loves Lewis and he thanks everyone. Lewis declines to name a winner from our final 2. Webber praises Lewis but the not Joseph sings our last "Close Every Door." Keith and Lee are joined by the children's choir. Lee and Keith struggle to get his coat off but Lewis finishes.

Bravo, sir.

Coming Up: Lee v. Keith

Graham promises us a Joseph within the next half hour. Lewis says its been an amazing experience. He thanks Webber. He joins the other Not Josephs. Graham reintroduces the panel and when he gets to Webber, they play "I've Got the Power!" "No, you don't," Graham remids him. There's another Joe pun before we get recaps of Keith's and Lee's performances. The two finalists will sing encores of their best performances. Wisely, Keith performs "Always on my Mind." It's still a lovely ballad. John's right--these are his strong suit. Paging Stephen Schwartz! Lee follows that with "Paint It Black." Duh. Once again, our poll winner! Between these two performances, it's hard to pick a winner. Good luck, 2007 England!

Coming Up: Lee's Mum!

Graham goes into the audience to talk to Keith's mother, Denise's future mother-in-law, and Jason Donovan. The mothers talk up their sons. Graham turns to Jason, who likes them both. He leaves it to the public to decide. Graham brings the 10 Not Josephs out to sing "The Boys are Back in Town." They could go on tour as their own show!

Coming Up: Bad criticisms all around!

Webber praises Tim Rice's lyrics for "Jesus Christ Superstar" and doesn't comment much after that. Keith and Lee perform the song. Sorry, Keith, I think Lee just blew you off the stage. They hug at the end as the audience goes nuts. Graham announces that the two will sing for votes no more. He sends us back on the journey. Appropriately, they play "Under Pressure" for the crying. Ooh, HOT GUYS IN LOINCLOTHES! I'm still mad at you, producers.

Coming Up: THE WINNER!

It's the moment of truth. Keith and Lee come down to hear the results. Three million votes were casted that night. And Joseph is...milking it...LEE MEAD! YES! (Alright, I knew. It's still great to see). Keith hugs Lee and then joins his family. The audience is still going nuts. Lee gets a hug from Graham. He tears up. Stop it, the show's run out of tissues. He thanks his supporters and promises a great show. Is Webber happy? Yes, he is. Graham sends Lee to get his coat and thanks Webber, John, Denise, Bill, Zoe and the band.

We finish with Lee singing "Any Dream Will Do" in his coat of many colors. The panel sings along. As do the Not Josephs. Sing it, Lee! The Not Josephs storm the stage and lift Lee hight, chanting his name.

And thus, the West End has it's star. Congrats, Lee!

Quote of the Episode:

"It's the end of the series, they'll be lots more." Graham on the Joe puns.

Well, it's the end! Happy with the results? Once again, I'll be recapping "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" I hope you all come back for those. They should start soon. Also, I will be giving updates on the Josephs, hopefully once my laptop comes back. Thanks to all those who read and commented, especially Chrissi! Thanks also to the people at the Ben James-Ellis fan website and The Stage Blog who linked to my blog and who read it.

Any Dream Will Do: Delayed

Sorry, Joseph fans! Due to the Tony Awards tonight, I taped the final of Any Dream Will Do and will be recapping it tomorrow.

Also, I will start my recaps of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria" tomorrow as well.

I do have one winner to announce--the results of my polls! Eighty-one percent of you voted Lee's "Paint It Black" as the best performance on the show. The 19% voted for Ben's "Help Yourself." Congrats!

Only You...Three

Last week on “Any Dream Will Do”: It was Memorial Day weekend and so BBC-America didn’t air a new episode, opting for “A Fish Called Wanda.” Two weeks ago, Craig was booted off, much to the despair of Number One Fan Bill. Four Josephs remain, who will turn in his coat at the end of tonight’s (not-so) live semi-final? Let’s find out.

Graham suit watch: Purple suit and gold shirt. At least it isn’t purple and green. Ooh, Barney flashbacks. Seriously, John and Denise, jazz hands? Anyway, the Final Four enter to perform “Jacob and Sons/Joseph’s Coat”…Oh, this one again? Look, I’m sorry I thought last time’s arrangement was bad. But you couldn’t have done another song? “Stone the Crows” maybe? Either way, the four boys are spectacular. Look, it’s Antony and Chris B! Hi, boys! Graham reminds us that tonight is the last time Webber can save someone from elimination. He introduces the rest of the panel (John, Jazz Hands, Bill and Zoe). Wait, did the audience just boo Webber? The power cuts out and Webber admits he’d be happy to see any of the remaining four win.

Graham reminds us that Joseph ended up into slavery before turning it over to Keith. He’s thrilled to be in the semi-finals. Ooh, Keith in a loincloth. I still haven’t forgiven the producers for denying us that Joseph mission. Keith performs “Could It Be Magic.” Webber wants Keith to use his eyes and then he and Graham exchange Joe puns. Where are the tomatoes when you need them? Keith has a wonderful voice, especially for someone so young. He goes before the judges and is just happy to be there. He says he wants to hear “Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic” from John. Does a pretty good American accent. John responds with his Welsh accent with “Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.” He says he judges the boys by the goosebumps on Denise’s arms. Okay…Bill loves Keith and how he engages an audience but to work hard on the songs. Denise thinks Keith is fantastic and then discusses her hairy arms. Webber thinks Keith has it and needs only one thing, but he doesn’t say what.

Coming Up: Ben’s shy? What?

Ooh, they are bringing over “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?” I didn’t see it, so this will be exciting. And here I was worried about what I would recap now that the regular season is over.

Up next is Ben. He celebrates making it into the semi-final and recalls how close he was to getting eliminated. He has loved entertaining people. We’ve loved being entertained, Ben. He sings “Ease on Down the Road” from The Wiz. I think Webber is remembering Austin’s performance from “Grease: You’re the One That I Want.” And Michael Jackson wasn’t the only one who sang this song, Webber. Now, go apologize to Stephanie Miller. A very upbeat song that allows Ben to be an entertainer, though I don’t think he has the soul needed to fully perform that song—not like Austin, who blew the audience away with his version.

Ben goes in front of the judges and he admits he’s a very shy person. But he knows going on stage is just doing his job. Graham goes to Zoe, who is surprised to hear he is shy. She says he is a showman and a star. BUT…She is not sure he can entertain while just sitting still. Ben admits he’s worried about the pressure and Denise says that there is no more pressure than an opening night. John defends Ben, saying he has the star quality they are looking for. Bill says his gut doesn’t think Ben is Joseph. John puts it into the public’s hands. I love it when the judges fight. Webber wanted easing on down the road.

Coming Up: Can Lewis handle bad reviews?

Graham says the Josephs have been teamed up to sing classic Webber songs. Keith and Ben go up first. We see them meeting Webber to practice their song. He calls Keith a strong singer; Ben is also called a good singer. Ben and Keith talk about Ben’s weak vocals. (Holy crap, who would give Octo-Mom her own show? Oh, good, no network yet). The boys sing “Only You” from “Starlight Express.” You know, for a show about a TRAIN, it has some great songs. I think I’m going to have to make a visit to my favorite supplier for the two singing this song. Now, about the performance, while Keith is clearly the stronger singer, I think Ben is the stronger performer and actor. He steals the song. And they both still look like they could play teenage versions of Jack and Ianto on Torchwood.

Graham says he was hoping for skates. Webber praises both for following his directions. And for Ben playing an older man. Denise is asked who had the advantage. She says her eyes went to Ben, but ear went to Keith. Why does Ben always argue back? Shut. Up. Take the compliments. John agrees with Denise and praises Ben for singing a ballad.

Lewis follows the duet. He is happy to have made the semifinal. Lewis talks about everyone seeing him cry. Oh, yes, we’ve seen you cry. He says he’s going to go for his dream. He performs “Sweet Caroline,” which is already on my iPod. The people I sat with at my cousin’s wedding were impressed my sister and I knew all the words. Okay, everyone, clap along. I don’t know if the tune fits with his vocals. But he can hold a stage. He finishes strong.

Graham says that Lewis’ journey took a toll—they show a picture of Lewis with gray hair. He then reveals that was during the Joseph mission. He’ll be 18 by the final. Graham starts with John, who liked his performance. He still wants to see some fire. He asks if Lewis wants to be Joseph or if he wants the fame. Lewis responds he wants to be Joseph. Bill says it’s about inspiration. And then about growth and then about direction. Point, Bill? Oh, I think it was a thumbs up. Denise follows. She and Zoe agree he has improved and Denise says she saw the fire. Graham pre-empts another judges’ fight by going to Webber. He says he’s worried about if Lewis woke to find horrible reviews. Bill says he’ll get good reviews.

Coming Up: Something goes wrong in Lee’s performance.

Oh, crap. Recapping Maria means another casting episode. Blech, I hate them.

The last Joseph up is Lee. He talks about being an understudy. He wants a part of his own.  *Sighs at own pun.* Aww, he’s crying. He says he’s ready to play Joseph. Lee sings “Living on a Prayer.” Woot! Bon Jovi! I’ve seen them—at Zootopia 2002. Though he had some annoying fans in back of us who started screaming for him…while Celine Dion was still on stage. Anyway, sing it, Lee! Come on, you know the words “We’re halfway there, woo-ooh, living on a prayer…” Wait, where’s the second part about Gina wanting to run away? Is he behind the music? It’s still a great performance. He gets thrown off again but recovers for his big finish. What was up with the song?

Lee says he wants the part. Zoe goes first and asks what happened there. She says its okay for him to be scared and says he covered himself brilliant. But she doesn’t praise the performance. Craig’s Number One Fan mentions his golden boy and then praises Lee, calling him an international star. Webber corrects Zoe’s guess that Lee fell out of step with track and says the band is live. He praises Lee.

Coming Up: Zoe loves the duet.

Graham introduces the next duet, sung by Lewis and Lee. Lewis is worried that singing with Lee isn’t a cursed as in the trio, both Craig and Daniel were voted off. He hopes there isn’t a curse of the Lee, like there is a curse of the coat. They sing a song from “Evita.” They get “O What a Circus.” Ladies and gentlemen, the competition. Both hold their own on the stage and have great vocals. I think, though, that Lee handles the fast part at the end (Sing You Fools) better than Lewis.

Graham asks Webber about the performance. He says that he was impressed by the boys as he swats away a fly. Zoe calls them kicking.

Coming Up: Each guy is Joseph.

Graham cues the “shameless self-marketing” so the boys could get the public’s vote. Lewis is Joseph. Lee is Joseph. Keith is Joseph. Ben is Joseph. Got the picture? Graham talks to the boys as if they were on his talk show. Ben and Lewis talk about being in the sing-offs and being confident. Lee and Keith talk about never being in the sing-off and agree they aren’t in a secure position. The boys get ready for their group number. Appropriately, it’s “Under Pressure.” You know, these boys could be their own boy band…if it were the 90s, when boy bands were cool *Hugs Backstreet Boys poster.*

Coming Up: JOSEPH MISSION!

Graham introduces the Joseph Mission—the boys go to visit the cast of the Lord of the Rings musical. They enter through the stage door and go to wardrobe. James Loye, who plays “Frodo” shows them around. He shows them his dressing room. Ben holds a pair of Hobbit feet and compares them to Keith’s feet. Ben asks one of the actors how they would feel if someone like them, a reality show winner, came into their production. He responds that the person would have to prove themselves. They give Lewis Gandalf’s hair and he says he knows what he’ll look like at 65. He plans on being an elderly hippie?

Not Joseph: Zoe says it’s either Ben or Lewis and chooses Ben. Bill chooses Ben. Denise chooses Lewis. John says his choice is Lewis. Two Bens and Two Lewises.

Coming Up: Elimination.

ELIMINATION! Graham reminds us this is the last time Webber can save a Joseph. Lee could be Joseph and is through to the final. YES! Lewis is in the sing off and goes to stand by Graham. That leaves Ben and Keith. Keith joins Lee in the final, meaning Ben is in the sing off again. Lee and Keith hug. If it were up to the public, Ben would be out. But he could still be saved. They have the boys sing “I Dreamed a Dream.” Good luck. Webber tells the boys to dream big. Oh, this is so hard, they are both good. Oh I do not envy Webber. Good luck, Andrew!

The boys go before Webber. He says that he worked with them both the past week as actors and singers. He says he’s considering that and chooses Lewis. On first watch, I wasn’t sure if it was a wise move seeing how England seemed to be in a grudge match with Webber and Lewis. Upon second viewing, it seems it was the same with Ben. He says he’s had the time of his life on the show. He goes to sing his farewell.

The final three sing “Poor, Poor Joseph” and Ben launches into “Close Every Door.” Lewis and Keith defrock Ben before he runs up the stairs. He sings the last words and cracks. And that’s when I thought, “Yeah, Webber made the right call.”

Still Could Be Joseph: 

Rob

Lee

Chris B

Daniel

Craig

Keith

Seamus

Antony

Lewis

Johndeep

Ben

Chris C

Next week: It’s the (not-so) live final! Who will be Joseph? Lewis? Lee? Keith? Find out!

Quote of the Episode:

“The fate of his musical is in your hand…Is he mad?”—Graham.

Agree with the Final Three? Think that Ben just needed more time like me? Looking forward to the final? 

Who This Man Could Be...

The results of my poll are in! And you're favorite "Any Dream Will Do" judge, with 75% of the votes, is John Barrowman! Denise van Outen came in second, with 25% of the vote. There was no love for Bill Kenwright, Zoe Tyler or Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Once again, BBC-America did not air "Any Dream Will Do" today, airing "A Fish Called Wanda" instead. The (not-so) live semi-final airs next week. Tune in!

Correction: Another One's Off the Market

I was skimming through some postings where people have linked to my recaps of "Any Dream Will Do" (thanks, guys!) when I notice one pointed out I mentioned that Lee and Denise married in France. the poster pointed out I needed an atlas (by the way, I'm a girl). I was wrong. I didn't have the article opened when writing since I wasn't linking to it and I just wrote off the top of my head. My memory was wrong. They were married in the Seychelles.

Taking a Leap of Faith!

Last week on “Any Dream Will Do”: Everyone was amazing, no lie. For their mission, the boys had to seduce Denise. In a moment that I’m sure Denise and Lee that find funny, he failed that mission. In the end, Webber chose to save Lewis over Daniel and I got mad. Who goes next? Find out on tonight’s (not-so) live show!

Graham suit watch: Blue and orange again. He’s repeating colors! What’s with Denise and John doing jazz hands? Anyway, the final five Josephs sing a mix of the “Prologue” and “A Pharaoh Story.” It’s an…interesting…combo. I think Lee is overpowering the other four a bit. Scratch that. Lee’s just overpowering the other four. The boys leave the stage as the cameraman focuses on the Chrises. Graham introduces the panel (Zoe Tyler, Bill Kenwright, Denise van Outen, and John Barrowman) as well as Andrew Lloyd Webber. Graham says the Josephs have to handle different perspectives.

Lee is up first, as a dreamer. Lee remarks that Webber has seen his intense side. You think? So he says he has to find his “dreamity”—actual quote—and thinks of his Nana, who took him to shows. He performs the Monkees’ “Daydream Believer.” Webber says he needs to switch up from last week’s dark song. To help him get “dreamer,” wardrobe put him in pajamas! Hmm, for some reason, I remembered my view and thinking Lee fell short of the “dreamer” part. But re-watching it, I think he got it. Either way, this song’s already on my iPod. Hey, is he singing to his girlfriend? The one the camera just got?

Lee says he was surprised to see Daniel go and that its proved that anyone could go. Zoe thinks that Lee has learned to relax and she’s happy with his vocal. John compares Lee to a glass of lemonade on a summer day. Webber loved Lee.  I won’t repeat his “mojo” joke.

Coming Up: Ben blows a note or two.

Graham says that Ben has arrogance sorted but Ben needs to show his vulnerable side. Ben says that he doesn’t want his vulnerability to come out on the outside. But Webber wants to see it. Ben says he’s biggest fear is being in the middle of an ocean. So he goes to an aquarium and faces his fear, complete with a shark. He crawls out. Webber feels the song Ben has tells a journey and is about vulnerability. Ben sings “Crying.” The vocal starts off well. And I think vulnerability is getting through. Oh, here are the flat parts. Ouch. I don’t think Ben’s voice was ready for this song just yet. Oh Ben…I think Webber and I are making the same face. But he’s nailing vulnerability if not the notes. Please…please, end the song. Please, I can’t take anymore.

Oh thank God. Graham notes that “Crying” could be the Josephs theme song because of all the tears. See: Barton, Chris. And he says he felt more vulnerable in the fish tank. Bill starts. He apologizes for the song choice and notes the bad notes. But he liked how Ben kept the song simple and that he kept the story. He thought Ben gave a great vulnerable performance. He lets Zoe talk about the notes. She says he did improve and he did work on the song. She wants to work on his vibrato but that Ben did well enough with such a hard song. John reminds people that Joseph will never have to sing so high and that Ben did well enough with his song choice. He feels Ben could go the whole way. Webber thinks that Ben did have a hard song and Bill’s impressed with Ben’s last note. He tells him to stick through the competition.

Coming Up: Craig’s smile.

Graham says that next is betrayal. Craig has that one! He says he loves being with the boys and living in the Joseph house. He said he doesn’t like to betray his friends and starts trash talking the others. We get a shot of Lewis crying and Keith flipping over a banister. Webber wants him to tell the story and doesn’t want him to smile through the entire act. Craig sings “Suspicious Minds.” It looks like Craig struggles not to smile while he sings. However, I do believe there are times where he smiles with his eyes, Tyra’s favorite talent. He has a good vocal. Oh, there’s a smile. I think he just slipped into Cabaret mode to me. And another smile. At least his parents left the creepy Craig masks home this time.

Craig says he had doubts in the beginning but now believes he can be on the West End. Craig’s Number 1 Fan Bill goes first and, surprise surprise, praises Craig. He thinks Craig had a twinkle—you know, smiling with your eyes. Bill wants Craig in the semi-final. Denise finally gets a critique. She’s impressed and felt he acted it all the way through. Webber spotted the smile and decides to forgive him for it.

Coming Up: John v. the Audience

Lewis is up to show courage. Lewis talks about being in the bottom two…again. He cries. And cries. Webber says he needs to prove he deserves to be there. Lewis says letters from fans give him courage. Lewis sings “Hero” and Webber defers any comments till after the performance (only saying that this was the theme song for the FDNY after 9/11 and calls them heroes). Unlike the other three before him, he gets a Josephine. It’s a lovely song, Lewis gives a lovely vocal performance, but how does this show courage? I would think Mariah Carey’s “Hero” would be a better choice. This is more of a confidence/romantic side song. Courage =/= confidence.

Lewis jokes about his tears. Graham reminds us that Lewis is one of the youngest Josephs there. He says he has to move on while Graham says “No business like Jo business.” He cringes at the pun. Zoe comments first. She feels that Lewis should be a pop star but wants him to remain in the competition. John agreed with me—Lewis should’ve gone home over Daniel. But he felt that Lewis sang the song better. John thinks that Lewis would be a better pop star than West End actor. Denise reminds him what they are looking for, but John thinks he doesn’t have the star quality like Justin Timberlake. The audience boos as Bill tells Lewis to go for his dreams. Webber is just as confusing. He says Lewis has charm but not strength. Just angst. But he does have charm. Lewis says he could go all the way.

Coming Up: More Keith comparisons to famous people!

Graham says that the boys were able to sing with Josh Groban, but only one could sing with him. Webber puts Groban in a secret room to spy on the Josephs as they think they are recorded some tracks. Webber surprises the boys with Josh Groban and Keith declares his love for the singer. Groban announces the winner is…

FAKE OUT! Graham introduces Keith, who has to be arrogant tonight. The other boys say that Keith has a bit of a strut and can nail arrogance. He doesn’t think he’s cocky. Webber wants Keith to entertain us. So, he sings “Let Me Entertain You.” SING OUT LOUISE! Oh, wait, it’s not that one? Oops…Keith has Josephines as well. I can understand Keith this week, always a plus as we know his diction problems. He also has grabbed that stage and is not letting go. Wonderful vocals and I think he has found his cocky side.

Graham says that it’ll be a fun night in the Joseph house after that package. Graham mentions the Liza Minnelli comparison. But a fan thought Keith looked more like Tommy Steele…it is uncanny. Poor Keith. John thinks that Keith is one of the strongest competitors but told Keith to watch out when he does dance moves—he loses focus. Zoe loves Keith’s vocal. Bill thinks that Keith is still on a journey to West End star but he’s on his way. Keith promises to show it to him. Graham turns to Webber. He thinks that Keith could handle the last ten minutes of the show well and that Keith is a great Joseph.

Coming Up: Hope no one is afraid of heights!

The Josephs tells us about their weekly schedules. Rehearsals on Sundays, Mondays off, Tuesday has more rehearsals, acting class, choreography, fitting fun into the schedule, food fights, Wednesday features shirtless soccer—sorry, football—while Thursday has costume fitting, Saturday is the live shows.

JOSEPH MISSION! Webber admits to being scared of heights, like me. But he tells the boys that they stick Joseph in a cherry picker at one point, so he sends them to test their dealing with fun. Lewis jumps while screaming “Nana!” After doing a regular jump, they send the boys up a 50 foot pole to sing “Any Dream Will Do.” When the finish, they must then jump to a pole a few feet ahead of them. Ben, Craig and Lee make it while Keith just misses. Lewis goes next and makes it.

The Final Five sing “Born to be Wild.” I think these guys need to work on harmonies a bit. Craig’s voice is perfect for this song! So is Ben’s! If I weren’t watching the second showing at midnight, I’d have cranked that up. You need to when this song comes on—it’s law, like “Wild Thing.”

Coming Up: Who gets to duet with Josh Groban?

Josh chooses Lee to sing with. He says he was surprised and happy to get chosen. Keith is devastated because he is a big fan. And the other four have been relegated to back up singers. Josh and Lee sing “You Raise Me Up.” I love Groban’s voice, especially “Believe” from the movie “The Polar Express.” He should NOT have had to duet that with Beyonce at the Oscars. Good job being back up, boys! I think I can see why Josh chose Lee as the winner—besides having a great voice, they are both in the same range and mesh well.

Coming Up: Elimination!

ELIMINATION! Graham reads off the results. Lewis is safe. Lee is also safe. Ben is in the sing off. That leaves Craig and Keith. Keith is safe so Craig joins Ben in the sing-off. They must sing “I Made it Through the Rain.” Sorry, Craig (and my sister), I think Ben is the better bet to keep. While Craig might be the stronger vocal, Ben is the better actor. The boys finish and go before Webber. Who does he save? The audience votes for Ben. Webber agrees. Sorry, Craig. Ben hugs his fellow Joseph before leaving the stage. Webber also didn’t see acting. Craig’s family cries. He says he has grown, thanks Bill, and thanks the public.

Craig sings his good-bye as Bill cries. Craig gives a lovely rendition of “Close Every Door” as Lewis and Ben take his coat.

Could Still be Joseph: 

Rob

Lee

Chris B

Daniel

Craig

Keith

Seamus

Antony

Lewis

Johndeep

Ben

Chris C

Next…Wait, it’s not next week? TWO WEEKS? Anyway, the final four compete in the (not-so) live semifinal. TWO WEEKS?

Quote of the Episode:

“Joseph was handsome and clever, a bit like John. The problem was that he knew and his arrogance sickened his brothers, who ended up betraying him—a bit like John. Sold to slavery,  Joseph dreamed like becoming extremely rich and powerful, a bit like Andrew. But he courageously fought back and become one of the most powerful men in Egypt, a bit like Bill.” –Graham.

Agreed that Ben should’ve stayed over Craig? Well, don’t worry about Craig, you’ll learn that Number One Fan Bill helped him out. Anyway, see you guys in two weeks due to Memorial Day weekend (you really don’t show ANY new episodes over this American holiday. We’re too busy barbecuing, hitting the beaches and just welcoming spring. Oh, and remembering those who died in battles. That too). But once again, TWO WEEKS.

Damn you, BBC-America. 

One for the Money, Two for the Show

Last week on “Any Dream Will Do”: Everyone but Rob was praised. Guess who got sent home? Also, John taught the boys how to portray the different sides of Joseph.

Let the (not-so) live shows continue!

Graham outfit watch: Gold suit and green shirt. Those are my parish colors. The final six Josephs do “Go, Go Joseph” again. Come on, Joseph is entirely sung through. You couldn’t find a new song to do? Each Joseph gets some face time in front of the camera. The boys race off the stage as Graham reenters. He reminds us of the prize—a leading role on a West End musical. Graham tells us that someone will be sent home by Andrew Lloyd Webber until the semi-final, when it’s the people’s call. He introduces the panel (Zoe Tyler, Bill Kenwright, Denise van Outen and John Barrowman) and of course, Andrew Lloyd Webber himself. Graham asks if he has any idea who could be Joseph. He says four of them.

Graham names the other eleven brothers, even remembering Prancer and that other outcast, Rudolph. The boys will be performing singing solo numbers and group numbers. Keith is up first. He talks about his girlfriend. Aww. They met in their grocery store jobs. Cue the Carpenters! Good job, show. She shows Graham her cell phone, showing she’s ready to vote for her man. Webber says to make their songs their own. Keith sings “Brown-Eyed Girl.” Clap along! Keith gets a Josephine to dance with but manages to keep the attention on him. Webber sings along as Keith rocks this performance.

Hey, there’s Johndeep in the audience!

Graham asks who the other Josephs think Keith looks like. He says, “Liza Minelli.” That gets a catcall from the audience and a side by side comparison. It’s a bit scary. John gets to start off the comments. He thinks Keith is a contender. The sad thing is, no one says it a la Brando. John goes back to diction. Zoe thinks diction was good but he missed chances to show off his vocal ability. Webber thinks Keith could really be Joseph but needs to show off vocals.

Coming Up: Zoe gets booed. Again.

Graham introduces Lewis’ package. He talks about being in the bottom two. He thought he did well, but realizes it’s up to the public. He wants to impress them. Singing “The Rose,” Lewis takes the stage. Now all I can think of is the Family Guy episode where they forget Stewie. The Griffin family sings this as a road trip song. Great harmonies. It is a beautiful ballad. It shows off Lewis’ vocal beautifully as well.

Graham asks Lewis about being a milkman which segues into…embarrassing childhood home video! Zoe gets the first comment on Lewis. She finds Lewis loses his personality when he steps on stage. She pretty much calls him brainless and gets booed. Bill disagrees with Zoe and think that Lewis was “sensational.” Denise agrees with Zoe, but telling him to make what he feels bigger. She and Bill get into an argument, causing Graham to break out his referee whistle. He goes to Webber, who compliments Lewis’ hair. Webber thinks that Lewis told the story but needs some more work.

Coming Up: Denise hits on Ben.

Ben is up next. He talks about his rough journey on Joseph but is happy to get such good reviews last week. He goes to visit his hometown and his community theater. He gets mauled by schoolmates. He signs autographs and I have no idea what they just yelled. Ben gets to sing “Blue Suede Shoes.” Well it’s one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready…Go, Ben, go! He almost sounds like Elvis. They even gave him blue suede shoes. Wow, boy can dance. Ben is emerging a real showman.

Graham reads off Webber’s achievements. Ben clarifies that he does know Webber knows what he’s talking about and apologizes for his previous comments. Denise thinks that Ben is a fighter and a star. She calls him “sexy.” Bill thinks he’s got charm and charisma. But he wants to see Ben be vulnerable. John agrees that Ben needs a ballad but Ben is his Joseph. Webber thinks that Ben captured Elvis and was terrific.

Coming Up: Ben trashes someone…Can’t tell if it’s Lewis or Keith.

We have the first trio—Keith, Lewis and Ben. Lewis isn’t thrilled with his trio. Ahh, Ben trashes Keith’s ability to harmonize. Ben and Lewis try to help him. Why is Lewis TP-ing the room? They know they have to work together to impress them. Webber wants them to be like the Rat Pack and be friends…Or at least fake it. Keith, Lewis and Ben sing “That’s Life.” Keith starts off. Ben takes over and sounds like he could work a Vegas lounge. Lewis takes the next bit. He could join Ben in that lounge act. Looks like the work they put in with Keith seems to have paid off. The boys sound amazing, though Lewis sounds a bit behind them.

Webber says the three were fantastic. He thought they were talented and worked well together.

Craig is next up for solo performance. Coming off last week’s good number, he really works on his performance. The coaches don’t like it so much. He has Michael Jackson’s “Black or White.” I will refrain from the obvious MJ jokes. He has a very poppy voice, which I know Webber is looking for…but I can see him on MTV, not the West End. I’d buy his records, so would my sister. It’s a great song and a good performance.

Craig starts dancing and Graham stops him. Zoe agrees that Craig deserves to be there, but she doesn’t know if Craig goes alone if he will go back to Cabaret. Bill loves Craig, we know that. And he reinforces that. He says Craig has a big heart, something that can’t be taught. Denise agrees that he gave a fantastic performance. Graham stops a fight before it starts and Denise isn’t sure if he’s a leading man. Graham quickly goes to Webber. He thinks Craig is getting better but if he has the charisma. He thinks there might be enough time to ready him for the West End. Everyone starts fighting again as Craig asks for a chance.

Coming Up: Daniel doesn’t get praise from John.

Daniel is up after the commercial break. He’s proud of his performance from last week. So how does he celebrate? He goes back to his old job to finish his filing. No one is surprised at work. They miss him but he feels he’s filed his old life away. He sings “Evergreen.” What’s with the reverb? Dammit, I love all these guys’ voices. I’m glad I was in England in 2006 and not 2007 or else I would’ve felt compelled to vote, but wouldn’t know who to support! (Okay, I’ll be honest…It would probably be Lee). Daniel, I think, really delivers. Though he goes a bit south on the ending.

Graham is surprised that Daniel actually went back to finish up some work. John loved Daniel’s vocal as well. Yay, Daniel! He then calls Daniel “beige.” Graham notes that Zoe didn’t get the memo and chose Daniel, not Rob, as her “Not Joseph.” And she got death threats. She says she thinks that Daniel goes to a safe, boring place but liked his vocal. Denise notes she hasn’t always been his biggest fan, but loves his smile. She does want to see more emotion. Webber doesn’t know if people would want to hear Daniel sing for two hours. I would.

Coming Up: The boys complain about living with Lee. Denise, take note!

Lee finishes the solo act. The guys talk about living with Lee. Ben shows us Lee’s onions that he sleeps with next to his bed. Garlic keeps the vampire away, Lee. Garlic. We see food bearing Lee’s name courtesy of Keith. Ben shows us Lee’s prized possession: his Joseph CD. Daniel talks about his push ups. I don’t care, just more shots of him shirtless please? Anyway, Lee sings “Paint it Black.” Appropriate, considering this guy is always in black. I was surprised to see him in colors in that package. He’s just magnificent. I have more to say to good-naturedly mock him in the package like the boys but he’s a talented man. This is way this competition is too difficult. It’s not like Top Model where I can’t figure out why Aminat is in the final three.

Graham asks about the onions. He keeps them there because he likes cooking. Graham is amused. Bill says that Lee was in another league. John says he would give Lee his leading man shoes. He thinks Lee should be Joseph. Webber says he doesn’t do push-ups before the show but does think that Lee was magnificent.

Coming Up: Lee and Denise’s first date doesn’t go too well.

Our next trio is up. Zoe hopes that Craig will get a lift from Daniel and Lee. They work hard at all times and Craig’s hard work impresses the other two. The get “Funny Girl” song “Don’t Rain on my Parade” and Webber makes a shout out to “Maria” winner Connie Fisher. Lee starts the song. Craig follows, with more cheer than Lee. Daniel joins the two. I hate to say it, I think Daniel is the weak link in this act. Craig and Lee outshine him, but the harmonizing is wonderful. Until the end. Ow, boys, ow.

Webber loved all three and is prompted to praise the boys. He says that they showed them why he loves musicals. Graham throws it to Denise, asking specifically about Craig. She thinks he got lost and chose Lee as her Joseph. Bill still supports Craig. Does someone have a man crush? John thinks Craig stood out.

JOSEPH MISSION! To practice being seduced by Mrs. Potiphar, they send in Denise to seduce the boys. The guys put on their tuxedos and race to Denise. They get to watch each other. Keith pops the champagne, sending the cork and bottle flying. Ben enjoys the performance. Denise doesn’t think him as a man. Ben is nervous. Will Lee work his magic on his future wife? Not really as they burst out laughing. Craig does a magic kiss but does get a kiss out of Denise. Daniel really nails the mission. Lewis does as well. And gets a kiss. Denise says she was surprised by Lee and Ben. There’s always next time, Denise. She wonders if they were holding back because they have girlfriends. Ben was also unwell.

Coming Up: Elimination!

Graham reads off the results in no particular order. Craig is safe. His contingency in the audience celebrates. Lee is also safe. Duh. Daniel is in the sing-off. Keith is safe as well. He joins Lee and Craig for a group hug. Ben and Lewis come down off the stairs. Ben’s thinking “Not again.” Lewis has a good poker face. He ends up in the bottom two while Ben is safe. Lewis and Daniel sing “Bring Him Home” from Les Miserables. Oh, that’s mean producers. I mean, ever hear Forbidden Broadway’s version? “This song’s too high/Pity me/Change the key.” I find Daniel the stronger of the two. Hey, John, there is Daniel’s ballad. And he knocks it out of the park. Wait, someone didn’t sing the right line there…I’m not sure which one it was.

Nana Jean looks ready to cry. The two go before Webber as Graham says the six Josephs have given the performances of their lives. He turns it over to Webber, though goofs and nearly says “Craig.” Webber isn’t thrilled to make the decision. He saves Lewis. Nana Jean jumps up and down as her grandson hugs Daniel. I must say this is the first elimination I don’t agree with. I found him stronger than Lewis. Explain yourself, Webber! He doesn’t think Daniel could be a West End star while Lewis had a spark. Daniel thanks everybody for his incredible experience.

The other five Josephs sing good-bye to Daniel. He launches into “Close Every Door.” Lewis is crying harder than Chris B. He and Ben take off Daniel’s coat. Denise is crying as well.

Could Still be Joseph:

 

Rob

Lee

Chris B

Daniel

Craig

Keith

Seamus

Antony

Lewis

Johndeep

Ben

Chris C

Next week: Josh Groban!

As I said, this is the one elimination I disagree with. I thought Daniel deserved to stay around another week at least. And I’ve agreed when my favorites (Rob and Johndeep) went home! What do you think?

Once again, thanks to Chrissi and to those who link my blog! 

Sorry, It's True

Last week on “Any Dream Will Do”: In 2007, the (not-so) live shows continued! Chris B cried, Lee had an off-week, Ben was dissed by Webber, Daniel was told he was too nice while Craig was told to step further out of his zone. Meat Loaf stopped by to sing a song and we finally got a Joseph Mission. In 2009, Lee Mead married judge Denise van Outen (see post below my Top Model post).

Graham suit watch: Mets colors, baby. Orange suit and blue shirt. Shiny, as always. He welcomes the viewers to the (not-so) live show. The seven remaining Josephs come out to sing “One More Angel.” The boys try to act through the song. And then they start line dancing. They race off the stage, Ben already taking his coat off. Graham reminds us of our Josephs’ occupations. He makes a bad pun and the audience groans accordingly. He moves on to introduce the judges (Zoe Tyler, Bill Kenwright, Mrs. Lee Mead, and John Barrowman) as well Andrew Lloyd Webber). Webber wants Rob to “cook” a bit more, Daniel not to be so nice, Lewis needs confidence, Lee needs to relax, Craig is actually singing a showtune, Ben needs to convince him in the show and Keith needs to be a man. John Barrowman goes to stare at the boys while they trash talk each other.

Coming Up: Rob kisses a girl.

Graham tells us the Josephs have songs to take them out of their comfort zones. Rob and Daniel are first up. Webber doesn’t know if Rob could handle being on stage eight times a week. He goes to Mamma Mia to work on a West End stage and gets close with his co-worker. He believes he could be Joseph. Daniel is too nice. We meet Daniel’s family—a teacher and a nurse. He’s just from a nice family. His brother’s class cheers him. Zoe works with him.

Rob the Builder sings “Born to Run.” I do love Rob’s voice, but I would think it more for a recording career than a stage one. I’d buy his albums…if they ever made it to the good ole USA. Now his fans have Rob the Builder dolls. Daniel follows with “Maggie May.” They gave Daniel a song to show off his angry side. And I think it works. He really shows anger and heartbreak over this Maggie May. The two regroup and Rob says they should take a chance. Daniel says Keith is a major contender. John gets the first comment. He thinks Rob is back on track but still needs to be convinced. He says Daniel wrote a new chapter. Denise Mead says she isn’t quite a bitch tonight and thought they were both great. Rob convinced her he could be Joseph and Daniel changed things up. Webber praises Rob’s enthusiasm but is in John’s camp. Webber praises Daniel’s rock and roll as well as acting.

Coming Up: Lewis and Lee impress Zoe.

Next up are Lewis and Lee. We review Lee’s bad comments. And then get to see him shirtless. Sweet. Oh and John gives him a pep talk. But he’s still down. He realizes he missed having fun. Zoe is happy to see Lee happy. Lewis talks about his downer attitude. So they send Mum over to smack some sense into her son. She thinks she succeeded. Lewis sings “I’m a Believer.” I’m not so sure about Lewis’ facial expressions but that might be because he’s exaggerating for theater and not the camera. His vocal is back up there. He has the audience on their feet dancing.  Lee follows with “Leave Right Now.” He must have kicked that cold because his voice sounds better this week. Oh, you can see that Rob the Builder fan. The yellow glows in the dark. I think Lee is having fun…or at least acting it.

Graham shushes the audience. Bill gets first comment this time around. He praises Lewis for being back to his old self. He says he could be a great Joseph. Bill is thrilled with Lee. He does tell both to enjoy this competition. Zoe follows and calls Lee “phenomenal.” She is also glad to see Lewis was himself. Lee and Lewis hug. Webber is proud of the boys. He repeats Bill’s words.

Coming Up: John thinks he’s on the Arsenio Hall show.

Craig is the stand-alone Joseph this week. We get to see Craig’s face as he gets bad comments. But he knows that Bill is on his side…and he is. Bill tells him to believe himself and enjoy it. He sings “This is the Moment” from Jekyll and Hyde. Later in the summer of 2007, I heard this song again sung by David Hasselhoff. Yeah, we couldn’t reach the remote fast enough while my poor Nana was confused. I personally feel this was Craig’s best performance. He talks about some of his perks about being a Joseph. Zoe thinks Craig was fantastic. John acts all serious and then screams “YES! YES! YES!” He is happy to see Craig be musical theatre. Craig cries. Webber thinks Craig changed his spots and feels shows what the show is about—nurturing.

Coming Up: Denise praises Ben.

Ben and Keith finish us up. Keith is praised all around and is giddy. Lee, Rob and Webber praise him. But he needs to be older than he really is. Ben is hurt by Webber’s comment and his flip-flop opinions. But he still wants stop be Joseph. Ben sings “Help Yourself.” This is Ben’s show. His vocal is great and he commands the stage. He’s charming and flirtatious. Keith finishes with “Always On My Mind.” He looks forlorn and serious. I love his voice. This song, Daniel’s version of Maggie May and Ben’s version of “Help Yourself” are going on my iPod…probably later as I should get to bed. Work and all.

They show an old video of a classmate kissing a little Ben, back during the age of cooties. That girl is in the stands. Mrs. Mead gets to comment first and praises the high standard of performances. She calls Ben fantastic, when in tune. She tells him to remain in tune. She says he has some pop star quality and says he has some Robbie Williams. She loves Keith and his acting. She doesn’t know about physically if he could be Joseph. Bill says Ben could be on the front of every teenybopper magazine. I concur. He calls Keith a man and a star. He praises the Scot’s growth. Webber agrees with Bill about Keith’s growth. Webber thinks it was Ben’s best performance.

Coming Up: Group performance!

We get a recap of the performances. The final seven sing “You Really Got Me.” I think I played this either on Guitar Hero or Rock Band.

Coming Up: Joseph Mission?

Graham calls Joseph a “cocky, slightly annoying, loveable show-off.” So he says they sent their own “cocky, slightly annoying, loveable show-off” to help the boys—John Barrowman. Joseph Mission! He asks for different sides. Rob tells off John. Lewis and Craig tell each other off—Craig calls Lewis a girl! Ben says that he hates how Lee thinks he won. Ben impresses John with “arrogance.” Craig, not so much. For vulnerability, Keith sings “Close Every Door” on the floor. He breaks down. Lee and Daniel get courage. “Ooh, I thought you were Mr. Nice Guy,” Graham dubs over Daniel’s performance. Now, who isn’t Joseph:

John: Rob. Denise: Rob. Bill: Rob. Zoe: Daniel. Someone didn’t get the memo…

Coming Up: Elimination.

I’m a bit worried now. I don’t want anyone to go home, I love them all! Oh bugger…Crap, I’ve been watching BBC America too long.

Graham reveals who is safe and who isn’t. Ben is safe. His childhood sweetheart celebrates. Daniel could be Joseph. He and Ben hug. Craig might be in the sing-off. Keith is through. He hurries off the stage to get his victory hug. Rob is in the sing-off and joins Graham. His yellow-vested supporters are disappointed. Craig, Lewis and Lee line up. Lee is safe. He and Keith hug before the others do. Who is joining Rob in the sing-off? Craig or Lewis? It’s Lewis as Craig is safe. Rob joins Lewis. If it were up to the viewers, Rob would be out. But Webber gets the final say. The two sing “Tell Me It’s Not True” from “Blood Brothers.” Side by side, Lewis is the stronger vocalist and has the more classical looks. I love Rob, but he isn’t strong enough to survive this elimination.

The ball is now in Webber’s court. He thinks about it and decides to save Lewis. Sorry, Rob, I love you. Now, I want you to go out and strengthen your talents. Then, I want you to come back and wow us. Lewis gets hugs from his family.

Rob sings his farewell. The remaining six pat his shoulders as Rob sings “Close Every Door.” Daniel and Lewis take Rob’s coat. With one shoulder pat from Lewis, Rob runs up the stairs. The Bob the Builder supporters cry.

Could Still be Joseph:

Rob

Lee

Chris B

Daniel

Craig

Keith

Seamus

Antony

Lewis

Johndeep

Ben

Chris C

Next week: The boys get to seduce Denise. The announcer asks who gets to win Denise’s heart. Umm, that would be Lee, Announcer. Didn’t you read the news?

Quote of the Episode:

“Clean up in aisle three”—Graham, after his pun falls flat.

Did you find it difficult to chose who should go home? Do you think Rob was the deserving one? Do you want to see Rob again? What do you think of the marriage news? Once again, thanks to those who comment and link to my blog! 

Another One's Off the Market.

“Is Denise looking for Joseph or a husband?” 

I chose this quote as the Quote of the Episode for the casting episode of "Any Dream Will Do." Little did I know that she was looking for both! 

Britain's Daily Mail reported that Denise van Outen, West End leading lady and judge on "Any Dream Will Do," tied the knot with Joseph contestant Lee Mead. I'd link to the article, but it does spoil the show if you haven't seen it. If readers and viewers remember, Denise was smitten with Lee and had lipstick over his headshot. 

The couple married in a low key ceremony in France over the weekend with just family and a few select friends present. I love Denise's dress. Not too sure about the headband though. 

Now, though, I do claim the right to milk this for it's worth in my recaps. Also, to the person who linked my blog in the Ben James-Ellis fan forum, you linked the wrong day. You linked the second (not-so) live shows, not this week's entitled "Dead Ringer for Joseph." Also, yes, I am a Lee fan. 

Dead Ringer for Joseph

Last week on “Any Dream Will Do”: There was a double elimination! Lee and Lewis continued to lead the pack and Ben got rave reviews. He still ended up in one sing-off, though, but was saved. Seamus was sent home after his arrogant Joseph edit finished. Antony was also sent home and I worried his girlfriend would go on a murderous rampage, starting with Zoe.

Graham introduces the “Song of the King” by banging the gong. My sister loves Craig…mostly because he’s Scot. I’ll confess, this was my least favorite song growing up. I’d always fast-forward it when listening to it, trying to fall asleep. Now, I enjoy it. Just to show how tastes can change. But my favorite song is still “Close Every Door.” Anyway, the boys finish the song.

Graham introduces the panel: Zoe Tyler, Bill Kenwright with his own Joseph scarf, Denise van Outen, and John Barrowman. The Phantom’s Overture plays to introduce Webber. Graham says the Josephs are one big happy family, which shows clips of the boys talking about the stress and trash talking the others.

Coming Up: My sister’s Scottish love.

Ben and Craig are up first. We see Ben getting hugged by his mother after being saved. And that’s it. Huh. Way to short him, show. Craig’s parents have cutout pictures on his face on sticks. Not creepy AT ALL. My sister nearly has a heart attack when they show his girlfriend, but I assure her this was two years ago. She thinks there was more Craig because of the creepy factor. Graham says that Joseph was written in 1967, so the boys will be performing songs from the past four decades. Webber wants acting from both, especially Craig so it’s not Cabaret.  Ben’s up first with “Addicted to Love.” Not bad, though my sister cringed at one point. But he does exude sex appeal. Craig follows him with The Four Seasons’ “December 1963 Brackets Oh What a Night” (actually quote). My sister nearly dies. He has a very beautiful voice and fits the song well. I think he’s upped the acting a bit more.

Graham asks about Ben’s sing-offs. He says he’s there and picking himself up. Craig was also saved last week and is grateful to Webber. Oh god, his parents brought those creepy masks with them?! Zoe starts with Ben and his bum notes. But she feels he’s improved and has star quality. As for Craig, she says he was better vocally than bed but not as much star quality. She wants him to go that extra mile but is unsure if he’s there. Bill follows and wants to help Craig. He wants him out of the comfort zone and to get the edge. He calls Craig great and says he can go far. He calls Ben a contender. He says Ben’s smiles light up the place and the audience was addicted to him. Webber says he was saving Ben and Craig, not sending Antony and Seamus home. He then says he wasn’t sure if he should’ve saved Ben and is worried. He praises Craig. I’d say that Ben better get enough votes else Webber would send him home.

Coming Up: Lee gets a bad critique. The hell?  

Lee and Keith are next. Lee thought he was average and is not pleased. Rehearsals are painful. Zoe fears he’ll burn out. Keith follows about his family coming to support him. Does anyone else think that Keith looks like he could play a younger Jack Harkness (John Barrowman) on Torchwood? Lee sings first with “All Right Now.” Another song now appropriated to commercials. Yeah, I can see why Lee gets the bad critique. It’s not his week, not helped by the fact my TV cut out his vocal. Thankfully, I have a DVR so I can rewind. Thank you, Verizon FiOS. Keith follows Lee’s performance with “Love Is All Around.” All I can think of is “Love Actually” and Bill Nighy’s performance of “Christmas is All Around.” Keith’s diction is still improving and he’s a great vocal. He’s also a good actor.

Critique time! Graham talks to Lee about being his own worst critic. Keith talks about singing “Close Every Door” but never finishing. John gets this round. He thinks that they are serious contenders but Lee struggled a bit. He was impressed with Lee’s professionalism. He calls Keith’s performance “vocal perfection.” Denise agrees Keith is a major contender and that they both have star quality. But she wasn’t thrilled with Lee’s performance. Zoe agrees with the two, calling Lee “a bit rubbish.” Graham leaves the panel and goes to Webber. He tells Lee that he gave it all in rehearsal but that he needs to save his voice for the main show. He wants Keith to show him a more grown up side.

Coming Up: Lewis gives an impromptu song.

Lewis and Rob the builder follow Lee and Keith. Lewis doesn’t want to slip up. He talks about not fitting in because he liked to sing. He said he was bully. He went to a stage school so he could be around others who were like him. Rob wants to prove he could be Joseph. So he gets a shave and a haircut. Webber wants better posture from Lewis and wants Rob to prove he’s more than a builder and wonders if Michael Crawford could build a conservatory. Crawford wonders why he got dragged into this. Lewis sings “Dancing in the Moon.” Lewis’ performance comes complete with a moon! We get a shot of Nana Jean. I think Lewis could definitely be a big West End star. Heck, he could over here and be a big Broadway star. Rob sings “Back for Good.” I don’t think high notes are Rob’s friend but otherwise, he’s a good actor. He makes me believe his girlfriend has left him and he wants her back. And there’s a girl wearing a hard hat in the audience. That’s sweet.

Graham says that Webber was worried about Lewis learning the lines. He asks if he could name all the colors of the coat. The audience claps along. He gets pretty far down before stopping. Graham asks if Webber could do it. Rice is going home thinking “I can.” Rob tells the judges he has no bad techniques to get rid of. Brilliant! Bill is up first and he praises Rob. He tells Rob though he was a bit nervous and to get over it. He tells Lewis to go to Keith’s level because he could be Joseph. Zoe is next. He says Lewis cracked and needs to work on his breathing. She tells her to sort her head out and get back in the competition. Zoe says she thought Rob was okay but doesn’t like Rob’s soft side. Webber thinks there’s a side of Lewis we’re not seeing. He wants to see Lewis’ comedic side to get him out of his shell. He says Rob has talent but he has something that needs to get out as well.

Coming Up: John and Denise bring out the claws.

Last up are Chris B and Daniel! (I could probably stop calling him Chris B now, right?) We get to see Chris B crying. He says he’s a leading man. He and Webber see how many sentences they can say which include the word “worry.” Webber coaches him through rehearsal. Zoe says Daniel has a fantastic voice but doesn’t think he can be Joseph because he’s too nice. Chris sings “All Night Long.” I think the Josephines have been wearing the same outfit for every guy with just changes in colors. Once again, I don’t think Chris is quite ready to be a leading man but there’s a potential he needs to tap into so he can get to that stage. Daniel finishes us off with “All About You.” All this does is show that Daniel is a nice guy. He should’ve been given a song where he had to be the bitter ex or something like that. Either way, he has the singing chops.

Graham asks about Chris’ nerves and about Daniel’s musical ambitions. He asks about Daniel’s song for the musical Cats. They play a clip of him singing it. Everyone applauds. John gets to go first and says they have stage presence. He doesn’t think Chris hasn’t recovered from his knocks. He calls him bland and wants the old Chris back. He calls Daniel “nice, nice, nice.” He wants to see the naughty Daniel, eliciting catcalls from the audience. Denise says she sees a platter of cheese. She wants Chris to be toughened up and wants to see something different from Daniel. He argues that he showed a different style, showing his innocent side. John says they still wanted a different side. He then argues with audience, who yelled to give him a better song, that actors sing whatever song they are given. Webber disagrees with the panel about Daniel. He thinks Daniel succeeds. He’s not sure about Chris.

Coming Up: Meat Loaf?

Meat Loaf is on the show. Graham mentions Meat Loaf’s musical theater background. He tells the boys to believe every word they sing, to become that character. John nods in the background. Webber says he doesn’t see any difference between musicals and rock. It’s either good or bad. A group performance? What? The boys sing Meat Loaf’s “Dead Ringer For Love.” Excuse me while I get up and dance. Graham tries to quiet down the audience. They show a show from 1972 called “The Liver Boys” which had Bill Kenwright. Everyone gets a good laugh.

Coming Up: A Joseph Mission? Dare I hope?

HOLY CRAP IT’S A JOSEPH MISSION! I LOVE YOU PRODUCERS! John visits the house and is horrified. He sends them to Les Mis’ barricade set to run them through their paces. The actors show them how to scale the barricade and then sing “Do You Hear the People’s Sing?” They aren’t thrilled with Lee’s, Daniel is clearly out of breathe. Keith, Lewis and Chris are all out of breath as well. The actors say they have to be more serious. The audience laughs as Chris finishes. Ben excels at this mission, the actors are pleased. They also love Craig. My sister, were she still up, would be pleased.

Meat Loaf performs “Cry Over Me.” I have a friend who would be dying right now.

Coming Up: Elimination time!

Graham announces the results. Keith is safe. Daniel is also safe. Rob could still be Joseph. All the hardhats in the audience applaud. Lee’s bad week didn’t hurt him—he’s safe as well. Chris prays but to no avail. He’s in the sing off. Ben is safe. Craig and Lewis are called down as Chris joins them. Lewis is safe, meaning that Craig is in the sing off. Lewis hugs…some…guy…Anyway, Craig and Chris perform “The Long and Winding Road.” Already I say that Craig excels, hands down. He has the stronger vocals and the stronger stage presence.

They go before Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber. With no frills, no frittering, Webber just comes out and says he’ll save Craig. Told you he’d get it hands down. Chris says he wanted to win and is sad he has to leave now. He says that Lewis will be the one to win. Graham sends him center stage to say good-bye. The boys singing “Poor, Poor Joseph” before Chris starts “Close Every Door.” John mouths the words. Denise looks like her heart is broken. Daniel and Lewis take off Chris’ coat. He finishes the song strong. Bravo, Chris.

Could Still be Joseph:

Rob

Lee

Chris B

Daniel

Craig

Keith

Seamus

Antony

Lewis

Johndeep

Ben

Chris C

Next week: John Barrowman coaches the remaining seven on acting as the (not-so) live shows continue!

Quote of the Episode:

“Ooh, it’s like the Brady Bunch”—Graham after eight screens of “I will be Joseph”.

Do you think like I do that Chris wasn’t ready for the West End stage just yet? Disagree with the decision? Are you as happy as I that they finally showed a Joseph Mission? Also, thanks to everyone who links my blog to other sites! Glad to get the exposure!