Meanwhile, Regina sent Zelena to discover the Queenie and Gold making out. She then told Belle about it and the golden shearers, so Belle rightly laid into her estranged husband. It put Zelena on Gold’s bad side.
In the Enchanted Forest, David had the cutest dog ever. He was a sheep dog who was an excellent tracker and name Wilby. Nothing happened to him except for the fact he was never seen again. Boo.
David was going to sell his farm when he met up with a guy called the Woodcutter. Woodcutter knocked David out to use Wilby to sniff out Snow, who was trying to flee. David tried to save her from the Woodcutter’s rolling shed and the two managed to take down the Woodcutter. She then gave David her money to save his farm and decided to become a bandit. When they touched, they created the magical sapling.
In Storybrooke, they found the sapling but Queenie destroyed it. Realizing the sapling was theirs, they surrendered to her with the belief that they always find their way back to each other. Queenie took their hearts but decided not to crush them. Instead, she returned them and Snow immediately fell under a sleeping curse. Queenie sent her away but David found her easily. He kissed her but once she awoke, he fell under the curse. Regina revealed that Queenie cursed their hearts, so that when one was awake, the other would be asleep.
Poor Snowing.
(Kind of a sweet gig right now for Josh Dallas) |
David sleeps back in the loft as Snow sits by their bed. She regrets making the wish to want to go back to normal as she wonders if this is their new normal. Meanwhile, the others try not to listen in as Regina feels guilty. She decides to go after Queenie but Emma stops her. Regina reminds her that they know anything done to Regina will also hurt her evil half and Emma reminds her that she’s supposed to die. But Regina is confident that Emma will find away to live. Emma isn’t so sure and would feel better if Regina were around to take care of Henry. So they’ll have to find another way to defeat Queenie.
Snow gives Henry a letter for David and then says she’s going to wake him up. Everyone watches as she gets comfortable on the bed and prepares to kiss her sleeping husband. She hesitates though as the camera lingers on the mirror right next to her bed. Hook asks if she’s okay and she says she’s not. She picks up something and throws it at the mirror, yelling that “she’s” watching them. The mirror shatters and a small handheld mirror in Queenie’s hand returns to normal. She just laughs in response, looking delighted.
(Seven years of bad luck, Snow) |
(Looks like it got old fast) |
Henry enters and says he’s going to be bait. Emma looks like Regina has done lost her mind and refuses. Henry says Queenie won’t hurt him and he needs the distraction from school. Emma tells him he needs to focus on school and he clarifies that he’s nervous about a dance Snow is throwing. He says that Violet’s been distant lately and he worries that she’s lost interest in him. Emma tells him that he needs to be himself and Regina comforts him as well. They then decide to go get Queenie.
(You know, it does seem weird that Regina would be okay with Henry being the bait) |
(Now you've angered Queen) |
(Man, everyone in this town is going to have such bad luck) |
(Creepy) |
Regina then says “Henry.” She says they need to get him ready for the school dance and she picks up a black tie for him. As she puts it on, she promises she’ll make sure everything is perfect for him.
("Mother" and son) |
So Belle goes to Zelena, saying she knows her husband is up to something. She asks Zelena for help and Zelena is like “Everybody only gets one.” Belle says that they are similar, they both know what it’s like to love someone who keeps letting them down—Zelena’s sister, her husband. She pleads with her to help save her baby and to get them out of town with a portal. Zelena says she needs the Apprentice’s wand but that’s in Gold’s shop. She doubts he’s going to hand it to her. Belle has an idea.
(This is still a strange friendship) |
Anyway, Jasmine says they need to focus on saving Agrabah but Zelena hushes her. She tells Aladdin that it’s all his fault—he brought the shearers to Storybrooke, gave them to Emma, Emma then tossed them away and now Gold has him. He turns back to Belle and asks if she blames him. Belle says he was once the Savior and she’s appealing to the hero in him to free her from her beast.
(Does Jasmine own another outfit?) |
(Safe or medicine cabinet? You decide!) |
Mother of the year, there.
Hook walks along the beach as he leaves another voicemail for Emma, begging her to answer him. He then spots a piece of glass before a noise draws his attention. Hook finds Emma’s phone and knows she’s not in New York. “Regina” shows up and he demands to know where Emma and Regina are. She says somewhere he can’t get them and then knocks him unconscious.
(That's a lot of missed calls) |
We see Henry anxiously watching the door, waiting for Violet. He gets up and looks himself over in the mirror. Emma says he looks so grown up but Regina thinks he looks terrified. They start banging on the mirror and it seems Henry hears them. He leans closer and they think they can get through to him…but then Queenie shows up. Regina can’t believe it and Emma moans that no one knows they’re gone.
("Is Archie singing in the shower?") |
(He knows) |
(Violet is so proud of herself and Henry's in love) |
(Also—daughter? Lily maybe?)
(Welcome back, Dragon) |
(Abu? Or the monkey music box from the Phantom of the Opera?) |
The Dragon brings Emma and Regina to a little pavilion. Emma says it looks nicer than some of the places she squatted in and Regina realizes that Sidney must’ve done it. Emma’s like “Sidney, your magic mirror?” Emma, you KNOW SIDNEY. GEEZ. The Dragon says that it looks like he found a backdoor and was trying to put it together when the Snow Queen got him out easier. He says if Emma and Regina work together, they can put the mirror back together and escape.
(Puzzle time!) |
Henry goes to the vault and opens the curtains covering the mirrors. He tells his mothers that he knows they’re trapped behind the mirror and asks them to give him a sign so he knows if they’re all right. Queenie shows up and tells him that mirrors aren’t voicemail. He says he knows she did something to his mothers since she’s not behind the mirror. She says it’s for the best and then admonishes him for leaving his date. He says Violet is somewhere safe since his mother is not really his mother.
(Mother and son showdown) |
In the mirror world, the Dragon asks Emma and Regina if they are enjoying their little puzzle. He says that Henry is safe with “him” and better off without them. Emma realizes the Queen is talking through the Dragon and Queenie confirms that the body is in the mirror but his heart is with her. For a moment, Queenie lets Henry see his mothers and lets them see him. They talk for a moment before Queenie clouds up the mirror. She then uses the heart to force the Dragon to turn into, well, a dragon.
(Mushu, he is not) |
Inside the mirror, Regina and Emma plot. Regina says they can use the Dragon’s magic and try to get him to hit the mirror with his fire. Emma picks up on it and says that it might help them bust out. She suggests that someone stay behind and Regina agrees, just in case someone gets fried. Emma volunteers to go but Regina insists she goes. Emma says she’s marked for death and doesn’t understand why Regina keeps trying to martyr herself. Regina says she’s scared to raise Henry alone and that seeing Queenie scares her. Emma insists she’s a good mother and they agree to go out there together. They do so, trying to attract the Dragon’s attention.
Okay, I get that Queenie might have shaken up Regina, but I can’t get that she would be scared to raise Henry without Emma. She did so for ten years with Queenie living inside her and did fine. I know there are always some debates about whether or not Regina was abusive; however, several people have debunked the Regina is abusive theory based on what we’ve seen of Henry in the first two seasons. Yes, Regina made mistakes but she learned from them and tried to be better. What the writers aren’t really exploring is the fact that over six seasons, Regina has shown that she will try to martyr herself. They haven’t really explored her low self-esteem.
(You can do it, Team Moms!) |
(Henry smash!) |
Ouch, Henry. Ouch.
Queenie approaches them but Hook intercepts her, telling her not to take another step or he’ll use his hook. She tells Henry that she’s his mother and she just wants what’s best for him. Then she poofs herself out.
Aladdin and Jasmine stroll down the street. She tells him he did a good thing and that he’s a hero. She says she hasn’t been a great hero since she’s been so focused on Agrabah. He tells her that she’s a concerned leader who wants to help her people. Aladdin says that’s no crime but stealing the lamp from Gold was. He reveals the genie’s lamp and Jasmine asks if their genie is inside. Aladdin says no, that his old friend is long gone and free. I thought he was referring to Sidney but after seeing a few posts online, I realized it was the writers’ tribute to Robin Williams. Aladdin says that whoever is inside might be able to help them get to Agrabah.
(Seriously. Is Jafar in there?) |
Sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night, Rumple.
Oh. Wait. Dark Ones don’t sleep.
Never mind.
Belle lets Rumple have it. She says one day she is going to run far away and he’ll never see his son. Rumple says he takes children, children aren’t taken from him. Zelena scoffs that he should ask his other son and he starts to choke her.
But then Gold gasps and clutches at his chest. Belle asks what’s going on and Zelena reminds us of the events of Episode 4x17 (“Heart of Gold”), where she used magic to save him from a heart attack. She said that they had a deal and if he tries to hurt her, he just ends up hurting himself. Gold tells her that he’s good at finding loopholes and tells her to watch out before leaving.
(Zelena' on top for now) |
(A blank paper can say it all) |
(Aww) |
(Excuse me. Regina raised him for the most part. You’ve barely had two years, Emma).
Gold stares at the sonogram as Queenie enters the shop. She moans about the things parents do for their children. Gold surmises that Henry didn’t do what she wanted. She says that Henry will appreciate everything she’s done to make sure he’s strong one day. She just knows it.
He asks her how far she’ll go to get her happy ending and she’s like “how ever far it takes.” Gold is pleased by this answer and they start making out. (Ew). She says that they are the same team and he says if they are, then teams require a give and take. (Ew). Queenie says that sounds like a proposition and he agrees. (Ew). He says that Zelena has become a problem and Queenie offers to give her a stern lecture. Gold says she needs to kill Zelena.
Well damn.
Well, that was an interesting romp. It was nice to see Regina and Emma being Team Moms again, but I’m not sure Regina’s journey was necessarily in keeping with her character—split or not. Emma’s made sense with the overall arc for her character this season.
They seem to be well on the way to sinking the S.S. Rumbelle right good. Sorry, you guys.
Next time: Hey, remember when they accelerated Zelena’s pregnancy and nobody liked it? They’re doing the same thing to Belle!
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