Anyway, Aladdin was recruited by Jasmine in order to find the Diamond in the Rough. She said it would allow her to defeat Jafar and save the kingdom. They journeyed to the Cave of Wonders and when they were caught in a cave in, Aladdin discovered he had magical powers. Jasmine then revealed he was the real Diamond in the Rough, the Savior predicted to save Agrabah. He was upset she tricked him and she gave him some time to think about it.
Jafar showed up and showed him that only death awaited Saviors. He offered Aladdin a chance to avoid it—golden shearers that would sever him from his magic. Leaving them with Aladdin, Jafar assumed he would use them.
Except he didn’t. Aladdin flew in on a magic carpet, saved Jasmine and destroyed Jafar’s staff. It freed the Sultan and stopped Jafar…for now. He wasn’t completely defeated and so Aladdin made it his mission to stop him. He asked Jasmine to come with him but despite the fact they cared greatly for each other, she knew her place was in the palace so she could help their people. They parted and as he walked away, a satchel appeared on Aladdin’s shoulder. In it were the golden shearers and a note for Jafar that basically said: “Just in case.”
In Storybrooke, Emma and Archie found the Oracle dead and Shirin nearby. At the station, she revealed she was Jasmine and she found the Oracle, who was helping her find Aladdin. When Jasmine revealed he was a Savior too, they got very intrigued. Emma made it her mission to find Aladdin, just to prove not all Saviors died.
Meanwhile, the Evil Queen kidnapped Archie and impersonated him to find out about Emma’s vision since the Oracle wouldn’t tell her. She then tricked Emma into telling her family and then took Zelena out for a spa day to celebrate.
Her family rallied around Emma and they found a way to track Aladdin. When it appeared he was dead, she and Henry had an emotional scene. Aladdin then revealed himself as well as the fact he used the shearers. He gave them to Emma and then reunited with Jasmine.
Emma chose to not use the shearers and asked Hook to toss them to the bottom of the sea. Except he didn’t.
Hook storms around the deck of the Jolly Roger as it sails through a foggy night and a timestamp that tells us this is during the First Curse. He yells that Mr. Smee wouldn’t have stood for how they were working and yells that for being the fastest ship, the Jolly Roger has the slowest crew. One man yells back that they are tired and Hook demands he step forward. A man of Middle Eastern descent does so and Hook realizes he is a stowaway. He demands to know who the man is and he just replies that he is no one.
(He's a rather bold No One) |
In Storybrooke, Hook holds the shearers. He puts them in a toolbox and then stashes it under a workstation in the shed. Because that’s an excellent hiding spot.
(Seriously?) |
(Double the Lana!) |
Outside, the Queen wonders if Regina really came to gloat or if she’s up to something. Regina just smirks back at her when they hear Peanut crying. (It does sound like Zelena might have a spell to let her hear her daughter’s cries, but still…) Zelena heads back inside and yells at the Charmings to stay away from her daughter. They assure her that they aren’t going to hurt her but she’s not going to trust them. They should say they should take Peanut but for her own safety. Peanut can chill with Neal at Ashley’s, which is where I assume he is.
("Come on. We have plenty to call Child Services on you.") |
At Granny’s, Aladdin tells Jasmine that Storybrooke is fine despite its lack of magic carpet. She asks him about Agrabah but he shuts it down, reminding her that he’s not the Savior anymore. Jasmine, though, thinks he can still help them and says he doesn’t even know what happened. He says it doesn’t matter before saying “this” was a bad idea, which I guess was reuniting with Jasmine. He leaves and she calls after him.
(Jasmine doesn't know how to reach him) |
Henry tells Hook that he doesn’t have to mind him but Hook wants to spend time with him. He says Henry can teach him how to play his video games. Though it seems to be the last thing Henry wants to do, he agrees—once he throws out the trash. Hook says that’s a good idea and he adds Henry’s poptart to the bag, saying he’ll make Henry a good breakfast that’ll keep off scurvy. Henry looks ready to kill him and while I understand that Hook was trying to take care of Henry, throwing out the breakfast Emma made for him probably wasn’t the best way to do it.
(Henry is counting to ten in his mind right now) |
She stops him and says she knows how difficult it can be when someone new joins the family. He asks how and she reminds him that she was once the person joining the family. Henry says that Hook would never hurt their family like she hurt hers. She uses her magic to open the shed and knock over the toolbox.
(Evil Mommy just wants to help. Kinda) |
Aladdin approaches a Miata and pops the lock, breaking in to get what’s no doubt’s Doc’s wallet. When he turns around, Emma is there. He tries to convince her that it’s his car but she’s not buying it. She takes the wallet and says she’s there to talk him. Emma tells him to come with her but he refuses, knowing Jasmine sent her. She tells him it wasn’t a request.
(That look means business) |
Captain Floor is reunited until Hook is poked by a harpoon. He wakes up to find a few sailors standing over him. One welcomes him aboard and he starts fighting them, since they were armed and looked threatening. Hook tries to make a break for it, but the button he hits only opens a window. Fish swim by and he asks where he is as the camera pulls out to reveal the full submarine, a school of Blue Tangs swimming by. (Shout out to Finding Dory?). Hook asks what type of dark magic is it.
(Hook found Dory!) |
Hook says he can’t replace what the Dark One took from him and he won’t be swayed from getting his revenge. Nemo explains that he once sought revenge after his family was killed while he was at sea. He found the men who did it and killed them, but all he was left with was an empty heart and a bloody harpoon. Hook demands to be let out but Nemo says he needs to come on a mission with them—a very important one.
("I'm essentially holding you captive and praying Stockholm kicks in") |
As Henry climbs into the row boat, Hook stops him and says it’s not about the shearers. Henry then notices something rising out of the water and stops fighting. They try to run but two sailor stop them, saying the captain wants to see them.
(Is there a defunct Disney ride behind me?) |
EMTs rush a person into the hospital and Snow rushes to meet with David. He explains the person was found by the mines and he believes the man came over with the people from the Land of Untold Stories. However, he doesn’t recognize the person and judging from his wounds, David believes he’s been out in the woods for a few days. He thinks he never went to Granny’s. Snow agrees to stay for news while David goes back to the sheriff station to see if anyone has reported the person missing.
(Concerned royals are concerned) |
(Why don't these two interact more?) |
Ouch, Henry.
Henry then says that it doesn’t matter since they’ll be fish food soon. Hook says they’ve gotten out of worse and recalls their prisoner gag from the Season 4 finale. Though he can’t say “Wookie” and Henry gives up trying to explain it. He says it won’t work since the other time they were in an alternate universe. But Hook isn’t going to give up and he says the captain is one they don’t want to meet.
Three diving-suit clad figures splash onto a strange shore that seems to be an underwater cave. One removes his helmet to reveal Hook; the other two are Captain Nemo and the officer who welcomed Hook to the Nautilus. Nemo warns them that they are in dangerous waters and need to watch their step. He leads them along and Hook asks what they are looking for. Nemo’s answer is pretty much “You’ll see” and the officer reminds Hook to mind the captain’s words.
(Hook doesn't know why he's even here) |
Nemo spots his quarry—a chest. Hook is disgusted that they were just searching for buried treasure but Nemo assures him that what lies inside is greater than gold. As he approaches the chest, Hook decides to make a run for it. However, a kraken stops his escape. The officer comes to his rescue and as he fights the tentacles, Hook calls out for Nemo. Nemo picks up a harpoon and throws it, injuring the kraken. The beast backs off as the officer and Nemo pull Hook to safety. As the officer chides him for not staying close, Nemo tells Hook that he won’t give up on him and that he’s family.
Hook looks less than pleased with that.
We return to Zelena’s farmhouse. The Evil Queen preens in a mirror before adopting a ridiculous Southern accent to recognize Rumple’s presence in the house. He asks if she’s gloating and she says she just shoved a pirate-sized obstacle into the Charming family. Rumple asks if she recalls her lessons and she sits down, asking if he has something to teach her. It’s delivered in a manner that creeps me out, suggesting the Evil Queen might be trying to seduce him.
(WTF?) |
The Evil Queen realizes he wants to use them on Belle and her unborn baby in an attempt to have a relationship with them. She says that the shearers, though, are long gone. Rumple says she shouldn’t cross him as she doesn’t have many allies. She says she doesn’t need them since she’s winning. He says they’ll see about that before leaving.
Emma’s bug comes to a stop and she leads Aladdin to the Welcome to Storybrooke sign. She has him examine it and he notes it was repaired, as if someone had hit it. He hypothesizes it was a drunk driver and Emma insists that while Regina did spike her cider, she was not drunk. She says she was trying to get the hell out of dodge after Henry told her she was the Savior and Aladdin is surprised to learn she ran. She admits she ran a lot of times, including when she got the shearers. He notes that she got rid of them and she says she did. Not just because someone could use them against her, but because she was afraid she would use them on herself. She says when she gets her visions and thinks about her loved ones having to watch her die, she wishes she wasn’t the savior. So she didn’t want the shearers there to tempt her.
(Behold! A sign) |
In the Nautilus, Hook tells Henry he killed his father and that he’s focused on taking care of the Charmings because he doesn’t want to lose another chance at having a family. Henry’s like “I know this.” Hook then says he never told anyone about the little brother he left an orphan, a brother named Liam—after his older brother. Hook says that it pushed him over the edge and he killed his father, leaving his brother alone to fend for himself.
(Guy time?) |
Then Hook sees a knife and asks where Nemo got it. Nemo replies that it belongs to the officer who has been with them the entire time. Hook recalls that the officer lost his family as a boy and Nemo confirms that his name is Liam.
(It's...just a key) |
Henry asks if he’s trying to make up for what he did to Liam and Hook says he is. But he’s failed, since they are trapped onboard the Nautilus and he can’t pick the lock. Henry stands and says that he can. He pulls out the shearers as he says that the first rule of a kidnapping is that they never search the kid.
They make it to the room where they can dive into the waters below and swim away. But only Henry is suited up. He realizes there is only one helmet, so Hook is sacrificing himself to let him get away. Hook says he’s sending Henry back to Emma. Henry asks what he did to Nemo but Hook says they don’t have time for that. He puts the helmet on and sends Henry into the water.
(And here we have the shift in Henry and Hook's relationship this episode) |
(Well, that escalated quickly) |
(Nemo does care for him) |
(Please. He's a hero. Of course he came back) |
(This really is the safest place you can think of? Really?) |
Agrabah was gone.
(Good luck solving that, you two) |
(Poor Belle) |
(Aww?) |
Alone, Hook confesses that he didn’t toss the shearers like she had asked. He says he loves her and he couldn’t just get rid of something that could save her. Emma forgives him and says that she would’ve done the same thing in his place. He promises her that they really are on the bottom of the ocean now and they hug it out.
(A hug solves everything) |
For those disgusted, I’m going to distract you with my favorite Evil Queen outfit:
(Look at it) |
(Does he even deserve this?) |
Snow White’s heart.
Well, we had to know Liam II would pop back up and this might be the best use of a new story so far this season. Not too thrilled with Golden Queen.
Next time: Does the Evil Queen finally get her revenge on Snow White?
Screen caps from here.
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