(Nope, still not over that)
Henry decided to destroy magic, causing his mothers and grandfather to chase after him. He succeeded…just in time to learn most of his family was trapped in another world. They all had to work together with the Dragon to try to bring magic into the world and Henry recruited a bunch of New Yorkers to help. With their help, they were able to restore magic and open a portal to save the others.
Snow, David, Zelena and Hook needed to be rescued from the Land of Untold Stories. They had befriended Dr. Jekyll, who helped them break out of an asylum. But it also meant dealing with Mr. Hyde, who separated himself from Jekyll. The heroes saved Jekyll and he came with them to the Land Without Magic AKA our world.
Jekyll brought back the serum he used to separate Hyde from him. He gave it to Snow, who gave it to Regina to use. With Emma and Snow watching, Regina used it and separated the Evil Queen from herself. She took out the Queen’s heart and crushed it, killing it and ridding herself of her evil side.
Rumple traveled to the Land of Untold Stories and made a deal with Hyde to get Belle in the Box back. That deal? He gave Hyde Storybrooke for the people of the Land of Untold Stories to move into. The others discovered this when Hyde showed up to ruin the moment after Henry’s first kiss with Violet. Regina was pretty much “Not another idiot thinking he can take my town from me. When will they learn?”
Meanwhile, the Evil Queen materialized in the Dragon’s shop. Regina didn’t kill her and now, she’s out for revenge.
And that brings us to Season 6…
(Another shot of a rider on a horse) |
We open in the desert. Someone rides hard across the sands as a flying carpet overhead casts a shadow. The man tries to outrun the carpet, entering a building in the middle of nowhere. A young girl greets him and he asks for the Savior. She says he’s not taking any visitors.
The man is killed and pushed aside by Jafar, now played by a different actor from Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. He demands to speak to Aladdin but the Oracle steps between them. So Jafar bats her away too, challenging Aladdin. But he remains huddle up, his hand shaking. Jafar taunts him, saying Saviors give and give but in the end, get nothing. Especially not happy endings.
(Not Naveen Andrews) |
(*Cue Marvin Gaye*) |
Everyone has spotted the dirigible, which Jekyll says is from the Land of Untold Stories. Hyde shows up and reminds them that Gold gave him the town. Snow and Regina are like “That means jack” and Emma hits him with her magic. She asks Regina to join her, but Regina is uncertain how her magic will act without the Evil Queen. Emma assures her that her magic will work without the Queen (anyone remember she can do light magic?) and they hit him. It does little to defeat him but it does manage to stop him for a bit.
(A wild Hyde appears) |
Emma touches some debris and has a flash. When she drops it, she finds that her hand is shaking. Snow calls out to her and Emma hides her hand, insisting everything is fine. She walks away and looks concerned as she clutches her hand.
(Uh oh) |
Hey, can you ask Zeus why he won’t send Robin back? Please?
(The secret ingredient is...) |
(Hot damn) |
Robin needs to come back to take care of Peanut since Zelena won’t.
(Poor Peanut. You deserve so much better. Like your Daddy) |
As for me, I’m pissed that she lost Roland’s gift to Regina. UGH!
(Regina is totally not fine) |
Everyone regroups outside Town Hall. Jekyll gives Emma the weapon and everyone goes to standby while Regina double dog dares Hyde to come out and face her. He takes it, certain that he can easily beat the former Evil Queen.
(Oh yeah?) |
Poor Regina can’t catch a break, can she?
Morpheus brings him through some woods before pointing to Dark One Manor, saying Belle is there. That’s her dream world. Rumple seems to be pleased that she’s dreaming of his house.
Until he gets inside. It doesn’t look like Dark One Manor at all. In fact, it looks even darker and scarier than Dark One Manor really is. Apparently, that’s possible. Belle is wearing her blue dress and white apron and apologizing that she doesn’t have anything ready as she wasn’t expecting Rumple home so soon. She runs out to get tea while Rumple figures out what’s going on.
(Beauty and the Beast...circa Season 1) |
No pressure.
("What the hell, man?") |
(Hi, Archie!) |
Belle sets up the tea tray as Gold prepares to be Season 1 Dark One all over again. Except he has Season 6’s memories, so he’s a lot nicer to her this time around. He catches the teacup before it can get chipped and tells her to take a break. She looks suspicious but goes with the flow for now.
He then lies about having to attend some ball later and says he wants to brush up on his dancing skills. He asks her to help him and she’s hesitant at first. But when he sets the mood with music (“Beauty and the Beast”) and the gold dress, she agrees. They waltz around the room and Dark One Manor starts to change, brighten up. Rumple is pleased.
(They're determined to use this dress every season, I swear) |
But then Zelena walks in. I have no clue who is watching Peanut but based on the earlier scene, the poor thing is probably in Regina’s mansion by herself. Maybe Henry somehow goes to watch her since he’s hardly in this episode so far. Anyway, Regina mentions that this is her first time back since losing Robin and Zelena points out that she lost someone too. Regina’s like “Not now.” She then takes Snow’s advice and lets her sister have it, revealing that she blames Zelena for Robin’s death. Zelena counters that she didn’t drag Regina to hell but Regina points out that she went willing, as did Robin. And then Zelena yells that she feels betrayed that Regina took out her evil part, the part most like Zelena, without consulting her. Regina’s like “I didn’t have to” and Zelena decides to move out. She poofs out of there.
(Regina needs a hug and some time with Archie, not your whining, Zelena) |
Emma visits Hyde in his new lodgings—Zelena’s old cell. She asks him what he knows about the visions she’s having and her shaking hand. He tells her to follow the red bird. There’s then some threats and Emma telling him that he’s made a mistake crossing her and her family.
(Poor Emma) |
(Olly olly oxen free!) |
(It's all coming back to her now...) |
Oh SNAP!
It turns out that the dust didn’t just bring Belle’s dream world to life, it also brought their unborn baby’s! And he’s already aware of everything his father did to his mother and doesn’t approve. So he begs his mother not to go back to Rumple before kissing her forehead.
(How sweet!) |
Ouch.
("Why me?") |
(Iago?) |
dun dun DUN!
Henry comes downstairs to find his mother kneeling in front of the fireplace, performing magic. She explains about the feather Zelena lost and Henry realizes she’s trying to cast a locator spell. He tells her it won’t work because the spell won’t be trying to find Robin’s feather, it will be trying to find Robin and they both know why it won’t find him. Regina says she knows he’s gone and it pains her to think his soul was obliterated too. Henry, though, doesn’t think so. He tells her that Hades was a villain and villains will say anything to hurt people. So he doesn’t think that Robin’s soul is gone and choses to believe that when a hero’s story is over, there’s a better place waiting for them. Regina takes comfort in that while I yelled at my TV that Robin’s story wasn’t over.
(Let's have some Regal Believer) |
(Cheers!) |
As images of people from the Land of Untold Stories entering Granny’s while Emma and Hook hand out supplies as well as Belle walking past Gold’s shop play, Regina says that she’s had several stories and played many roles. And now she’s ready to start a new story, one without the Evil Queen. She and Snow walk away as a feather floats down, landing on the bench.
More on that later. Let’s just get through the final scene.
Zelena storms into her farmhouse, Baby Peanut in hand. She is surprised to find a fire lit and stops short when she finds the Evil Queen sitting at the table. She has two drinks prepared and offers one to her sister, saying she can give her the sister Zelena has always wanted—one just like her.
(Can I have one of those?) |
There have been lots of theories about the feather, especially in light of the news that Sean Maguire would be reprising his role as Robin Hood some time during the season. Many have wondered if the feather (as well as all the talk about Robin) had been added to tease his return. My theory is that no, they weren’t. That they had been written and filmed that way to provide what Adam and Eddy believed would be closure for the character. I believe that the fan outcry and probably pressure from higher ups forced them to at least provide better closure for Robin, if that’s the storyline Sean is returning for. (We still know nothing about it).
As for a season premiere, it was pretty good. It built on things introduced in the finale and introduced new ideas well. Looks like we’re going to have to worry about Emma, though I think we’re all pretty sure she’s going to survive the season—right?
Next time: The Evil Queen reveals herself and the Count of Monte Cristo has some revenge to enact.
Screen caps from here.
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