Wanna be on top?
JAMAICA! The girls go back to Half Moon to see Nastasia’s photo while Kiara talks about being in the bottom two. Kiara says Victoria needed to go home and being in the bottom two was scary. As a storm rages overhead, the girls talk. Kiara reveals she’d kill someone to win the competition. Kristin complains about the girls in confessional. Meanwhile, Laura thinks it’s not fair Leila came in because they had to do all the challenges as well as the photoshoots. Leila says she earned her spot and had to work harder at photoshoots to get back in.
CREDITS!
Johnny meets the girls at the beach, where he introduces them to Cedella Marley. She is the daughter of Bob Marley as well as a singer and designer. The girls will be posing for her swimwear collection in the water with dolphins AKA Tyra’s biggest fear. The challenge winner gets swag as well as a spa day with a friend. They hit wardrobe and Leila calls Cedella “Jamaican royalty.” Laura talks about representing the “real” girls.
Kiara goes first and gets some advice on handling the dolphins. She took a shot in the water. The next time, the dolphins push her feet. Nastasia is next. She rises out of the water more than Kiara did but looks totally surprised. Leila gets hit by the dolphin and Kristin enjoys the fact. Leila worries about her challenge score while the trainer is confused as to what happened.
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Leila gets treated for her dolphin injury. Johnny promises the dolphin won’t hit her again and the dolphin even makes cute noises. She manages to keep her face while being pushed by the dolphin though. Laura and Kristin think she’s nothing special. Kristin poses with the dolphin next while Leila tries to figure out how Kristin is still there. Johnny thinks she relied on her cheerleading when rising from the water. Laura is last and has a wardrobe malfunction while rising from the water. Johnny praises her breasts.
The dolphins do some tricks while they go over the film. Johnny tells Laura she was one-note with poses but praises her for handling the malfunction. Kristin is called a tourist. Nastasia was called “perfect” and they praise Leila. Kiara was more video than model. The winner is Leila. Kristin looks pissed. She takes Kiara to the spa. Laura says she’s nervous with Leila back.
At home, Leila checks out her swag. Kristin thinks it’s bad she got the lowest score and wonders if she has to stand there. No, bitch. Well, maybe the producers make you. I don’t know. Upstairs, Kristin and Laura talk smack about the other girls while Leila tries on her clothes. Kristin thinks Kiara is just kissing up to Leila. She continues to stew as we go to…
COMMERCIALS!
TYRA MAIL! (With booze) Oh, Lord, P’Trique. They brought him? It has something to do with water. I could rewind and catch it again but I’d still want to punch him.
Johnny welcomes them to the Dunn’s River Falls. They will be posing in the waterfalls as a warrior. And who will be their photographer? Tyra…and they let her on a jet ski! Laura says she’s excited to have Tyra as their photographer. She gets off the jet ski and greets the models at the craft table. She tells them one of their photos may end up in her house. Each girl has their own theme. Leila is wood, Kristin is fabric, Laura is shells, Nastasia is pipes and Kiara is metal. They hit makeup. Leila wants to prove she belongs there. We see Tyra talking to hair for Kiara’s look.
Nastasia is up first. She worries it might be dangerous. Johnny helps Tyra into the water and she talks about how it is challenging with the falls. They have to yell to communicate. Tyra was impressed with how she pressed forward. Kiara struggles to get up there but makes it. Kristin’s insults haven’t evolved from middle school. Tyra calls Kiara “beautiful warrior princess.” Laura worries she is psyching herself out. Tyra instructs her as Laura worries about slipping. And she thinks she’s doing horrible.
COMMERCIALS!
We come back to Laura’s shoot. Tyra says she struggled with Laura and her angles. Laura is frustrated as Kristin comes next. She hopes to show Tyra she isn’t just a pretty face. The fabric gets wet and gets heavy. Johnny is worried for her. Tyra says Kristin didn’t complain. Doesn’t mention anything about her as a model. Leila is last and Tyra points out her light. Laura doesn’t want her to do well but Tyra loves her.
That’s a wrap!
Leila talks about enjoying being in the waterfall. Kristin thinks she is taking advantage of coming back. Leila thinks Kristin is psycho. (Props to the sound editors for using some of the soundtrack).
Skull mail pops up to tell them someone is going home. Kristin thinks no one sees her as a competition or a threat. Laura says she’s so stressed.
COMMERCIALS!
The girls arrive at panel. Wait, wasn’t there supposed to be some sort of fight involving Kristin? Oh well. Anyway, there are judges—Kelly Cutrone, Rob Evans and Bryanboy. There are prizes. There is scoring. Nastasia is up first. Tyra talks about her fear of dolphin before showing Nastasia’s shot. Kelly likes her pose but wanted stronger eyes. Rob calls her a chameleon. Tyra praises her for pushing through despite not being able to hear Tyra. Social media liked her. Kelly gives her an 8 while Tyra and Rob give her 9’s. Laura is next. Rob likes her eyes and the light. Kelly doesn’t like her body position. Tyra says Laura doesn’t have as many angles and she needs to learn them. She also needs to learn how to move with the photographer. Bryanboy says her fans didn’t like the shot. Kelly gives her a 7, Rob a 9 and Tyra an 8.
The panel praises Leila’s outfit, which she reveals was part of her challenge win. She reveals her dolphin bruise. Kelly applauds her shot. She loves it as does Rob. Tyra reveals this was her first pose. Bryanboy plays a video where a fan praises her. All the judges give her a 10. Kristin is next. Rob likes her face but not her body. Kelly doesn’t see a model and calls her an awkward. Tyra talks about how she worked with the wet fabric. And she likes the awkwardness. Bryanboy says her online fans aren’t too happy with her. Kelly gives her a 7, Rob an 8 and Tyra a 9. Kiara is last. Rob loves her shot and her tooch. Bryanboy and Tyra fan him. Kelly loves her shot as well. Tyra tells her to bring that every time. Rob tells her to be the warrior. Rob and Kelly argue before Bryanboy reveals Kiara got high scores. Rob and Tyra give her 10’s while Kelly gives her a 9. Tyra dismisses the girls.
Ooh, we see them backstage. Kiara and Leila hug it out and celebrate their high scores. Kristin is sarcastic about them respecting the girls who are worried. Kiara says she is lashing out. Kristin brings out f-bombs.
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ELIMINATION! Best photo goes to Leila. She is joined by Kiara, whose photo will hang in Tyra’s house, and Nastasia. That leaves Laura and Kristin in the bottom two. Send Kristin home, I beg you! What up with the scroll about Cycle 20. This is elimination, do that during someone’s confessional! Laura: Disappointment. She’s been on top, so may be she’s become complacent. Kristin: Beautiful face, but that’s where modeling strength. She didn’t model H2T. So who stays? Laura. Oh, thank you! Tyra tells Laura to practice and Laura says she’s realizing the stress. She hugs Kristin and joins the other girls.
Tyra hugs Kristin. She tells her she will have a career but to focus on her face. One more hug and then Kristin goes to hug the other girls.
She says she’s not upset about leaving because she doesn’t like any of the girls. She calls them all fake.
America’s Next Top Model:
Leila**
*Contestant quit competition
**Contestant was voted back into competition
Finally! She’s gone! Man, I couldn’t wait for her to go. Anyway, the shoots were interesting. Tyra was her usual crazy self. It’s hard to think we’re almost at the end of this cycle! Two more weeks, you guys. We won’t have to shake ourselves out of our turkey comas to watch but I’ll miss it.
Next week: Horses! Commercial! Tears!
Quote of Episode
“And it’s not even personal, I just don’t ******* like her.”—Kristin. Explain the logic, please?
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