(Rest in Peace, Neal) |
But this is Zelena’s origins story, not just a memorial to the fallen Neal. I just thought it was more fitting to open the recap with it. The episode really starts in what must be Oz as a married couple walks the Yellow Brick Road. (Hum along, everyone!) The sky turns green as a twister touches down. Take cover, you two. Twisters don’t bode well for Ozians. But instead of a house, this one drops a basket. A basket with a baby inside. The woman picks the baby up and says they ought to raise her. But the man sees the baby do magic and takes the stance that all magic is evil, despite the fact the baby actually did magic to save them from a falling tree branch. He is against it but is overruled by his wife. She names the baby Zelena and they continue on to the Emerald
Years later, the woman has died and it leaves Zelena to care for her drunk of a father. She shaves her father but accidentally nicks him. Using her magic, she conjures up a towel to help stop the bleeding but the father won’t have it. He continues to tell her that her magic is evil, that she is evil. And then he reveals that she was adopted. So Zelena goes to find her biological family.
In Storybrooke, everyone goes to Granny for the mourning meal. Emma takes out her anger on the dartboard and Hook tries to talk to her. He offers to talk to Henry, to tell him about Neal. After all, Hook did know Neal as a boy. Emma thanks him for the offer and warns him to be careful. Hook swears that nothing will harm Henry while he’s around. Emma is touched.
Tinker Bell catches sight of Robin’s tattoo. She hurries to Regina’s side, learning that Regina knows. The fairy asks what Regina’s going to do about Robin but Regina doesn’t have anything planned. Robin comes over to ask why Regina all but ran away from him the day before. She claims to have been following a dead end lead while Tinker Bell tries to set Regina on fire with her glare. Robin offers her a drink but Regina refuses. Tinker Bell wants to throttle Regina as she walks off in disgust.
(Tinker Bell. Maybe the biggest Outlaw Queen shipper ever) |
(She was the bad guy all the time? GASP!) |
Yes. They went there.
Where’s the bird with the rimshot app when you need him?
In Oz, Zelena makes it to the Emerald
(Snazzy footwear!) |
The answers are kept in her vault, where Regina keeps her magical items and stolen hearts. She digs through a trunk and finds a letter. After reading it, she declares that Zelena is right. She and Regina are sisters.
I’d watch out for falling houses, Regina.
Meanwhile, our intrepid heroes take Belle to the storm cellar so she can see Rumple. She rushes down and the two have a sweet reunion. But he’s powerless as Zelena has his dagger. Belle promises to free him as Zelena appears in the cellar. She chases Belle from the place, telling her that her true love for Rumple is no match for his dagger. And to prove it, she sics Rumple on his lady love as well as her entourage: David, Emma and Tinker Bell. They get the message.
In the Enchanted Forest, Zelena meets Rumplestilskin. He believes she is Cora’s daughter and is intrigued to meet her firstborn. Zelena shows off her powers, further intriguing the Dark One. He offers to train her like he’s training Regina. Though his training with Zelena involves a sexually tense game of Marco Polo in the woods. Zelena impresses Rumple and she offers to cook him dinner. Looks like that’s another thing the sisters have in common. Also, I think Zelena is in love with Rumple. Eww. He slept with her mother. Or at least wanted to.
Over dinner, Rumple talks about his dark curse. You know, the one he wants to catch to go to the land without magic to find his son. The one that set this entire show into motion. He’s looking for someone to cast it for him. Zelena is all for it and he thinks she might just be the one. But he still goes to give Regina lessons, wanting to have a backup just in case.
In the Kinda Enchanted Forest outside Storybrooke, Regina mulls Rumple’s letter when Robin sneaks up on her. He goes over to talk to her, asking if she wants to discuss the letter. She denies there’s a letter but he reveals he’s already picked it from her pocket. He is a master thief, after all. He also thinks that Regina wants to discuss the letter as he’s not a pile of smoldering ashes. So she lets him read it. Rumple tells Cora he’s found her firstborn, who is talented and “stunning in every way.” Robin looks directly at Regina when he reads this bit.
(Excuse my while I swoon) |
Night falls on Storybrooke as we join Hook and Henry’s bonding session. Hook has spent the afternoon teaching Henry how to sail and gives the boy a gift—a sextant. Henry is utterly confused. Hook explains that it’s used for navigation. “Like a GPS,” Henry says. Now Hook is utterly confused. He explains he taught Neal how to use one when he was Henry’s age. Henry looks at Hook and says that Hook is the same age as his father. Hook quickly changes the subject.
("Way to blow it, Hook!") |
(Only thing missing is the soundtrack to a spaghetti western) |
Zelena is enraged to hear that. And jealous as all hell. Her skin starts to turn green, to her surprise. Rumple says that her inner feeling is starting to manifest on the outside. Zelena holds up her skirts, revealing her slippers. She says she has the power to travel between worlds and could’ve taken Rumple there without his dark curse. But he blew that. Rumple tries to reason with her but she clicks her heels three times and goes back to Oz.
(Zelena, out!) |
So where’s Regina’s heart? In the woods, being guarded by Robin. She says her mother taught her one good thing. And she says that Zelena, while tossing around insults, said that Regina didn’t always appreciate what she had. Regina admits she is right. Robin asks for explanation but Regina just gives him a vague response. She means you, Robin. She just can’t admit it yet. She puts her heart in a pouch and hands it to him, asking him to keep it safe. He asks if she’s really going to entrust her heart to a common thief and she says he can’t steal something given to him. He reminds her she owes him a drink and she agrees she does.
(She gave him her heart!) |
Hook returns Henry to his mother. He asks how the showdown went and Emma’s like “It’s going to be a tough ride.” She thanks him for taking Henry and even calls him Killian!
Captain Swan feels on top of Outlaw Queen feels? Good thing I’m already dead.
We finish in Oz, where Zelena returns to the Wizard. This time, she’s entirely green. And pissed off. She pulls open the curtain to reveal the man behind the myth. And it’s Christopher Gorman! He’s the Wizard! I didn’t see that coming. Bravo, Once Upon a Time. He reveals he’s a sham, a visitor from a place called Kansas who has amassed a collection of magical items. Hence why he wanted something from the Dark One’s lair. Zelena is in no mood and she gets inspiration from one of his posters, which features a monkey with wings. Christopher Gorham becomes Flying Monkey Prime and Zelena’s slave as the episode ends.
(Yeah, really didn't see this one coming)>span> |
So many, many questions.
(Screen caps from here)
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