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Last time on “Once”: Red woke up and informed her friends
that she came from Oz to find Zelena because she did something to Dorothy and
Red wanted to know what it was. Hades warned Zelena about Red’s appearance and
she tried to escape but Regina prevented her. Confronted, Zelena admitted to
putting Dorothy under a sleeping curse and handed over her slippers so Red could
get back. The only problem was finding someone to give Dorothy True Love’s Kiss.
It was decided to find Auntie Em, who ended up running a
diner in the Underworld. She agreed to help but Hades trapped her in the River
o’ Souls to prevent her from doing so. He then informed everyone that people who
helped the heroes would also be thrown into the River o’ Souls. The heroines
were not pleased.
Snow told Red that she should give Dorothy True Love’s
Kiss because it was obvious to everyone that she loved Dorothy. So Red prepared
to leave and take David with her so he could take care of Neal now that Cruella
destroyed their one connection to him. But he got Hook to carve his name over
Snow’s, allowing her to leave instead.
Back in Oz, Red and Mulan met Dorothy after Red
accidentally scared off Toto. She and Dorothy didn’t get along but were forced
to work together when Zelena kidnapped Toto. Red believed she scared Dorothy
when she transformed into a wolf to take care of monkey but Dorothy ran off to
confront Zelena. The witch used a sleeping curse on her, which Red ultimately
broke with True Love’s Kiss as Mulan wondered what she was doing there.
Snow returned to Storybrooke and everyone else grew more
resolute in their determination to get out of the Underworld.
A red car speeds along, Hades and Zelena inside of their
way to a date. He takes her to a hill overlooking the Underworld’s version of
Storybrooke and lays out a picnic for them. Hades asks her why she thought he
brought here there and she says it’s her experience that men want one thing. He
chuckles but tells her that he brought her up there to ask her something.
Hades reminds her that he made the Underworld to look
like Storybrooke because he wanted to give her everything her sister had. But he
knows it’s not the same. So if she restarts his heart, they can leave and take
over Storybrooke for themselves. Zelena asks about the heroes and he reveals
that after Snow’s switcheroo, he carved everyone’s name on the tombstones. So
they’ll be trapped in the Underworld, leaving the two of them the freedom to
cause chaos together.
Uh oh.
Last time on “Once:” The Ringwraith Convention haunted
Storybrooke as our heroes tried to find Captain Hook. They learned that he
intended to send them to the Underworld, allowing the Ringwraith Convention to
come back to life as Dark Ones. Regina tried to reason with him while Emma
prepared to sacrifice herself to save everyone.
Meanwhile, Zelena was going to use the fact everyone was
about to go to hell as a way to get sole custody of Peanut. Robin and Regina
worked together and Regina banished Zelena back to Oz.
In the flashbacks, the Evil Queen tested Hook by
insisting that he kill the father who abandoned him as a child. Hook and Papa
Jones had a heart-to-heart where Papa Jones insisted he’s changed. So Hook
decided to fake Papa Jones’ death, and to squirrel him and the son Papa Jones
now has out of the country. But when Hook learned that his new brother shares
the same name as his late brother, he saw red and killed Papa Jones.
Back in Storybrooke, the heroes prepared to go to hell.
Gold sent Belle on a world adventure, the Charmings had one more family dinner
and Outlaw Queen actually made provisions for their children. Emma tried to talk
sense into Hook and he it worked. He took in all the darkness and asked Emma to
kill him with Excalibur. She did so, freeing herself from being the Dark One.
When Emma discovered that Gold was the Dark One again,
she blackmailed him into taking her to the Underworld so she could rescue Hook.
Everyone else decided to come along for the ride because their names are in the
credits.
Which brings us to now…
Last time on “Once”: Emma and Regina set out on a Team Mom Road Trip to find Maleficent’s daughter, who happens to be Emma’s old friend Lily, and to rescue Robin from Marilena. They find Lily, who knows all about her past and wants to seek revenge against Emma’s parents. Emma is like “I may be pissed off at my parents, but the hell are you going to hurt them.” Meanwhile, Rumple has Will steal Belle’s heart back. When Regina loses her leverage, she’s like “Call a truce and get in the car. I have to save my soul mate.”
When she gets to New York, Robin doesn’t believe her at first. Then Marilena shows her true colors, shocking him. Regina’s like “Thanks, Greenie. Robin, get Roland and get in the car.” But then Robin reveals that Zelena is pregnant. And this was me:
