In flashbacks, we met Beowulf, from one of the first Anglo-Saxon epics. He led an army against the ogres but were soundly defeated. Beowulf was about to be killed when Rumple showed up, using his powers as the Dark One to destroy all the ogres and end the First Ogres’ War. He was hailed as a hero by all—especially Bae—but Beowulf warned he was really a monster.
As villagers gave Bae a hard time due to his father, they came to ask Rumple for his help. They told of a monster called Grendel terrorizing nearby villages and that it killed all the warriors they sent to fight it. So they hoped Rumple would be able to do so. He and Bae set out to find him and Rumple admitted to feeling tempted to use his magic. He entrusted his dagger to Bae and promised to prove to everyone he wasn’t a monster.
Father and son discovered Grendel was really Beowulf. He was going to pin everything on Rumple, turning the villagers against him and letting Beowulf to be a hero again. Rumple tried to reason with him, tried to bring him to the village to prove he was the real Grendel, but Beowulf kept taunting him. Finally, Bae grew so angry, he ordered his father to kill the man and he did.
The darkness started to claim Bae so Rumple made him forget about what happened. Bae then believed his father had given in and ran away, repulsed by the monster he thought Rumple had become.
Meanwhile, Robin made an alliance with Zelena to break out of Storybrooke. They tried to use magic he stole from Regina to break the protection spell on the town line but it didn’t work. Regina caught them and she had it out with Robin. She then agreed to help him get out of dodge, as it were, and he thanked her. Later, she and Zelena had a conversation where she took responsibility for her actions as the Evil Queen. They then discovered Snake!Queen had escaped. The snake found Robin, bit him and turned back into Queenie. She immediately began flirting with him and he seemed intrigued.
Hook spent his day drinking at Granny’s, telling Archie that he was debating telling Emma he killed her grandfather or not. He said he wasn’t the man she deserved but Archie disagreed. Finally, Hook went home to discover Emma had found the ring. She told him yes but he still asked…without revealing his big secret.
Uh oh.
We open in the Enchanted Forest. Two children run into a cabin and then the black guards surround it. The Queen’s carriage pulls up and she asks where Snow White is. One guard tells her that Snow was spotted going into the cabin early that morning and there’s been no movement since. She orders him to gather the villagers so they can see what happens to their princess. Her father pleads with her, saying that killing Snow won’t endear the people to her. She doesn’t want that—she wants Snow’s heart.
Regina enters the cabin and approaches the bed where she thinks Snow is sleeping. She sticks her hand in…and comes out with a handful of straw. Regina storms out, killing a guard as she declares that Snow isn’t there. She tells the gathered villagers that they shouldn’t protect Snow because she doesn’t care for them or love them. But Regina does care and love them.
A familiar voice says that she’s lying. Everyone turns to find Tinkerbell emerging from the woods. Welcome back, Rose. Congrats on the success of iZombie! You rock as Liv! Anyway, she says that Regina doesn’t know anything about love and says she knows it because she was there when Regina threw away her chance at love. Regina asks if she should be living in a tulip somewhere. Tink ignores the dig and tells her that she’s there because it started with her. Because she showed her a future full of love with the Man with the Lion Tattoo. Tink tells Regina that he’s still out there and she should be with him. Regina replies that nobody and nothing dictates her future—especially pixie dust. Tink tells her that pixie dust only shows possibilities and it’s up to us to act on them.
So no, Regina wasn’t obligated to be with Robin. She chose to be.
Anyway, Tink’s not done. She says Regina doesn’t go after love because she feels she doesn’t deserve it. That hits a bit too close to home for Regina and she snaps at Tink. She then tells the villagers she’s going to spare Tink to prove that the pixie is wrong, that she is able to love and that she loves her people. She tells Tink to appreciate her gift.
(It's the Captain of our Ship! Hi, Tink!) |
Back in Storybrooke, Robin asks Queenie why Regina didn’t mention having a Doppelganger. Queenie tells him it’s because Regina wants to hide her evil side. Robin realizes they have quite a bit in common, which annoys her. She says she’s a queen and he’s a commoner who sleeps on dirt. He tries to argue that point but when he fails, he says they should stick together and blow this joint. She says that New York isn’t where he belongs but rather back in the Wish Realm. Queenie promises to send him back there if he steals something for her.
Robin wonders why Queenie took him to a cemetery. She says there are more than bodies there. He asks her what she’s looking for but she says he’s just there to do what she says. She conjures up a shovel, hands it to him and tells him to dig. Robin looks slightly more concerned about this plot.
("You want me to do what?") |
(Time to admire the ring!) |
Queenie watches Robin’s ass as he digs and he asks if she could use magic to do this. She says she could but where would the fun be? Besides, she figures he likes to get a little dirty. Slightly annoyed, Robin continues digging until his shovel hits something metallic. He pulls up a box and opens it. Queenie pulls out a pouch and reveals she has been looking for the shears. Robin’s not too pleased he’s been digging for scissors but she tells him that they are enchanted, able to cut someone from their fate. He asks if she’s going to use that on Regina. She says she plans on cutting herself from Regina so she can finally destroy her.
(Same, Queenie) |
(Nemo tries to counsel Hook) |
The way he says it catches Queenie off guard and she notes that he doesn’t think the same. Henry says he doesn’t think she’s all bad just as he knows Regina isn’t all good. He believes she can change and she asks if he was going to give her a push with his pen. He doesn’t know. He asks if she’s happy now that she got revenge on Snow. She admits she isn’t but she says she will be. He asks what she’s going to do and she tells him something he won’t like. She says he will see it’s for the best though and gives him something to give to Regina. Before he leaves, she says that no matter what anyone tells him, she loves him. He then leaves his room.
(All versions of Regina love Henry) |
(He just wants his little girl to be happy) |
(Ahh, Page 23) |
Robin is tied to a chair in Regina’s office and says that he didn’t agree to this when he offered to help Queenie. Unless of course she has other plans for him and things are about to get a bit R-rated. She tells him that’s not going to happen and he seems disappointed. Robin works his way out of the ropes but they keep tying him up, forcing him to undo them over and over until Queenie tells him that they are enchanted. She tells him he’s not going anywhere until Regina shows up so she can finally destroy her other half.
(Same, Robin) |
Henry Sr. and Regina walk through a snowy wood. She asks to see the book so she can just magic them to where they need to be. Her father says it’s not necessary because they’re there. He picks a poppy growing in the snow and a mystical portal appears at the top of stones that are set up as stairs. It’s all pastels and Regina realizes that none of Cora’s books could’ve brought them there as it’s dripping with light magic. Henry Sr. admits he lied and that Tinkerbell told him about it. She says he’s not going to help her find Snow White and he says he’s going to help her find her happiness before ushering her through the portal.
They step through to a green meadow full of flowers. There’s a statue of Cupid and Henry Sr. tells her he brought her there for the arrow it’s holding. He says it will bring her to the person she loves the most and be happy. She says that she thought he would be the last person to betray her. Taking the book from him, she approaches the statue and says she will still get what she came there for—her revenge.
(What a lovely little grove) |
Emma doesn’t care that he killed her grandfather though. She’s more upset about the fact he was going to burn the memory instead of talking to her about it. He says he couldn’t do it, he couldn’t bear to hurt her or family again. Emma says that they would’ve forgiven him. She says it wouldn’t have been easy but they could’ve gotten through it together. She says she thought the man she was going to marry understood that they were a team but she guesses he doesn’t yet. Emma gives him back the ring, telling him to give it back when he figures everything out. She then heads upstairs while Hook broods.
(Gasp!) |
Regina barges into her office, relieved to find Robin relatively unharmed. He tells her she shouldn’t have come and she replies that she couldn’t let him get hurt. Robin disappears in a cloud of purple smoke as Queenie advances on her. She brandishes the golden shears and Regina starts to figure out her plan. She asks Queenie what she’s going to do once they’re cut from each other and Queenie tells her she’s going to do what Regina tried to do back in New York.
In Cupid’s Grove, Regina uses her mother’s book and makes a potion with the ingredients she had on hand. Henry Sr. continues to plead with her to use the arrow to find the man with the lion tattoo and to take a second chance at love. He says that it doesn’t come to many people. But Regina is still focused on her revenge. She says that there is a fine line between love and hate, dipping the arrow into the potion. The tip turns black and she conjures up a bow, saying it will now lead her to the person she hates the most—Snow White.
I think by this point we all know where this is really going.
Regina tells Queenie to cut them and says the town isn’t big enough for the both of them. Queenie agrees. She enchants the shears and a red beam shoots between her and Regina. Regina looks like she’s been tied to two poles, her arms above her head. She and Queenie have a staring contest before Queenie cuts the beam, severing their connection. Queenie conjures a sword and Regina does the same. They charge toward each other, swords clanging as they begin combat.
(That looks cool. And painful) |
Regina watches as the arrow lands in her wardrobe and figures she caught Snow there. She opens it and finds only her dresses—no stepdaughter in sight. Regina wonders what went wrong and says that the arrow should’ve led her to the person she hates the most. At that, the door closes a bit and Regina is forced to look in her mirror. Henry Sr. gasps and just says her name sadly as they both realize that Regina hates herself the most. She lets out an angry scream and breaks her mirror with her magic, but she can still see her reflection in the broken shards.
(Oh, Regina) |
And the writers still abandoned such a beautiful love story and killed him off. Aww, hell, I get to use this gif again:
We return to the Regina/Queenie fight already in progress. Queenie gets the upper hand and separates Regina from her sword. She says that Regina tried to get rid of her because she couldn’t stand looking at the darkness but she can’t stand looking at the light. Regina uses her bowl of apples against Queenie and gets her sword away from her. She grabs it and Queenie rages. She asks if Regina thinks she’s better and stronger than her before using her magic to toss Regina into the mirror. Regina lets go of the sword and Queenie picks it up. She taunts Regina, saying that she thinks she filled the hole inside her with love, friendship and hope but she hasn’t. Queenie says she’s what’s inside Regina and she’ll always be.
Regina says she’s run and she uses her magic to bind Queenie up. She tells Queenie that she’s wrong—that everything she can’t stand to look at in Regina’s life are real. She then plunges her hand into Queenie’s chest and takes out her black heart. Queenie says she hates Regina and Regina starts to squeeze her heart. She looks down, though, and spots her reflection in the broken shards of mirror. It flashes back to the day she learned she hated herself the most and Regina has an epiphany. She looks up and tells Queenie that she doesn’t hate her. Not anymore.
She lets Queenie go and Queenie asks her what she’s doing. Regina replies that she’s going to do something they could never before—she’s going to be brave enough for the two of them and put aside the hatred. She pulls out her heart and presses it against Queenie’s. Her darkness mixes with Regina’s light.
(Those look nothing like hearts) |
Queenie and Regina put Regina’s office back together. Queenie apologizes for the destruction but Regina is more worried about Robin. She wants to know that he’s okay. Queenie assures her that he is and that she kept her promise, sending him home. Regina wonders how she could send him to the Wish Realm and Queenie reveals she stole the Apprentice’s wand from Rumple. As Regina stares at Page 23, Queenie apologizes for not letting her say goodbye. Regina, though, says it’s better that way.
Queenie then asks Regina if she regrets not going into the tavern. Regina says she doesn’t because then she wouldn’t have Henry or her family or the town. And she can’t imagine her life without them. Queenie says that Page 23 isn’t her happy ending and she says it isn’t. (IT COULD BE, WRITERS! YOU YOURSELVES HAD REGINA SAY ROBIN WAS PART OF HER HAPPY ENDING!) She says Page 23 did give her hope when she needed it and she appreciated that. Queenie says she could use some of that and Regina asks if she means hope. She says yes and then says she needs some place where she could get a brand new start. Regina has an idea and says she knows just who to ask.
In Granny’s, Henry asks his mom if she really wants him to use his pen to send Queenie some place. She says she does and that it just has to be some place where she can get a fresh start. Snow and Zelena are in disbelief. Zelena says that Queenie just tried to kill them all and Snow says that Zelena raises a good point. She points out that Queenie cast a sleeping curse on her and David like a minute ago. But apparently everyone has forgotten everything Zelena has done to them despite the fact she’s never said sorry. Snow says that some people can’t be redeemed. Regina reminds her that she (Regina) was able to be redeemed and she wants to give Queenie the same chances she got. Zelena says that if she wakes up a few months from now with Queenie trying to strangle her, not to blame Zelena.
You shouldn’t be talking, Zelena. Why are you even here?
Queenie promises that she won’t do that and she apologizes for everything she’s done. She especially apologizes to Snow, who looks into her eyes. They exchange a nonverbal conversation that shows that Snow believes and forgives her while Queenie still carries the guilt. It’s a brilliant performance by both Lana Parrilla and Ginnifer Goodwin.
Henry says he knew she could be good and calls her Mom. Touched, Regina says he never called her that before and Henry says that she is his mom. They hug and Henry points out that she still has his pen. She hands it over and he asks if she’s ready. She nods and then turns back to Regina. They say goodbye and Regina makes Queenie promise to not waste a single moment of her fresh start.
(Ack! The regal believer feels are strong) |
(Henry writes a new beginning for the Queen) |
When Robin sees her, he asks that she at least let him finish his drink before she kidnaps him. She says she’s not here for that and then apologizes. Surprised, he asks if her presence there meant the villain plan didn’t work out for her. She confirms it didn’t and says that for the first time in…forever…she’s okay with that. Queenie says she had a change of heart and to prove it, she would like to buy him a drink. Robin smiles and says that since it’s his realm, he’ll buy her a drink. She sits down as he pours her some ale, handing it to her. They toast each other and OUTLAW QUEEN FINALLY GETS THEIR DRINK!
Sorry, I need a moment.
Hook goes to the docks that night as it snows. And then he runs into Snow! She says she’s been looking for him and Emma before noticing that he has some things with him. He lies that he was taking them from the Jolly Roger and then asks why Snow wanted to see him and Emma. She says that Regina did it—she vanquished the Evil Queen. She reveals that Regina also redeemed her and gave her a happy ending. The news surprises Hook. Snow says it reminded her that love can save even the darkest of souls if you believe in it.
(Look at how happy this cutie is) |
Emma returns home and looks for Hook. But the house is empty and dark. She starts to grow despondent…
Hook boards the Nautilus and Nemo asks if he’s ready for an adventure. He is but he’s going to have it in Storybrooke. He says that villains can get a happy ending so he’s going to try for a second—or rather, third—chance himself and apologize to Emma. Nemo is proud of him and tells him so…just as the Nautilus starts moving. Nemo asks a passing crewman what’s going on and he’s like “Don’t know, don’t care.” He then reveals they’re moving with like no emotion. Nemo says he didn’t give the order to dive but Gideon says he did. Hook asks him what he’s doing and Gideon tells him that his plan is in motion and he needs Hook far away from Storybrooke. Gideon magics himself onto the dock and watches as the Nautilus disappears below the water’s surface.
(dun dun DUN!) |
(Aww) |
As I said earlier, for a long time, fans of Regina have known that she suffered from low self-esteem thanks to her formative years being less than ideal. Most of us figured from the beginning that the only resolution for this storyline was for Regina to embrace the Evil Queen and realize she needed both her light and dark sides to be herself. That she needed to accept her darkness and learn to love it in order to love herself.
And that’s what she did.
I’m proud of her. That’s what you call character development.
Onto the Outlaw Queen front. I wasn’t thrilled with them bringing back a dark version of Robin and then still not fleshing him out. Once again, I’m not sure if the limited episodes was Adam and Eddy’s call or Sean’s, but I feel like it needed a few more to really tell this story. But I’m happy that some version of Outlaw Queen has gotten their happy ending.
However…
I will never give up hope that Original Recipe Robin will come back and Original Recipe Outlaw Queen can still get their happy ending. While I believe Regina has hers—Henry, Snow, family and friends, the respect of the town, etc.—she did say that Robin was part of her happy ending. So I will still hope he’s returned to her until either Lana leaves or the show ends.
Next time: Hook runs into Jasmine and Aladdin while trying to get home to Storybrooke.
Screen caps from here.
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