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Last time on “Outlander”: Claire found herself in 1948
and she reunited with Frank. She connected better with Mrs. Graham while Frank
tried to figure out what happened to his wife. Claire told him everything and he
was pretty chill about it…until she revealed she was carrying Jamie’s baby. But
after waging destruction on Wakefield’s shed that would make the Hulk proud and
a conversation with Wakefield, Frank decided to commit to Claire and raise the
child together. They went to Boston to start over.
In France, Claire and Jamie decided to infiltrate the
Jacobite cause in order to prevent the destruction it will cause. Jamie
convinced his cousin Jared of his supposed dedication and Jared promised to
help. He asked Jamie to help run his wine importing business, which Jamie agreed
to do.
On the docks, Claire diagnosed a dying sailor with
smallpox. The harbormaster had to declare a ship infected and ordered it—and its
cargo—burned. Its own, the Comte St. Germaine, warned Claire and Jamie that they
had made a dangerous enemy.
Uh oh.
We open with a sex scene. Ahh, welcome back, Outlander.
Jamie and Claire have sex…but then it turns into Black Jack. Jamie freaks out
and stabs him, blood going everywhere. Outlander really is back! Anyway, even
though it appears Black Jack is dead, he opens his eyes and is like “Never gonna
die!”
Jamie sits up, panting. Claire wakes up and asks if he
had another nightmare. He tells her he did and she assures him that Black Jack
is dead. But Jamie knows he won’t be getting anymore sleep. So he slips from bed
and tells her to go back to sleep.
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| (Poor bby) |
Last time on “Galavant:” The entire cast, crew and creative team were surprised they got a second season and the cast sang about it. After the song,
the Good Pirate Bonneville’s ship was destroyed when Richard chose the wrong
spot to land. The pirates sent him and Galavant on their way and they stopped at
the Enchanted Forest, where Kylie Minogue made a shirtless Galavant perform and
Richard serve drinks. But Richard’s Uncle Keith broke them out and they
continued on their way.
In Harry’s kingdom, everyone but Isabella enjoyed freedom and good life. She
was still trapped in her “room,” waiting to marry her young cousin. Meanwhile,
Sid ended up working for Gareth when he was employed to help Gareth get the
recognition he deserved from Madalena: King of Valencia.
Also, John Stamos briefly returned as Sir Jean Hamm. It was blink and you
might miss him.
Moving on, we’re back to square one with Galavant and Richard. Namely, the
king is annoying the knight with his all his incessant whining. Richard plops
down on a log and needs a rest, while Galavant once again tries not to strangle
him. Galavant then apologizes and admits he’s missing Isabella. Richard points
out that they only shared one kiss and it wasn’t even a good one. Galavant
argues that…until he starts to reconsider everything.
Last time on “Outlander:” Jamie, Murtagh and some other MacKenzie men stormed Fort William to rescue Claire. They then froze her out until Jamie punished her for disobeying him and putting everyone in danger. He spanks her and she then freezes him out as they return to Castle Leoch. There, Colum learns that Dougal and Ned have been raising money for the Jacobite cause and he’s not happy about it. But Jamie convinces his uncle to support it, so Colum gives them the money. He also decides to invite the Duke of Sandringham for a visit. Jamie apologizes to Claire and the two have makeup sex. After, Claire discovers an ill wish and Jamie reveals it has to come from Laoghaire, who is heartbroken over Jamie and Claire’s marriage.
Cue the credits!
